第4季中英文对照完整剧本411 The One With Phoebes UterusWord文件下载.docx
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(Theyallhug,andFrankandAlicestartkissing.)Okay。
Okay。
Stopit,don’t.So,Igottagetyouagiftnow.Isthereanythingyouneed?
Uhh,yeah.
Alice:
We’vebeentryingtogetpregnant,uhprettymucheversincewegotengaged,wethoughtwe’dgetajumponthings,y’knownoone’sgettinganyyounger.
Seethethingisumm,we'
renotabletoy’know,uh,conceive.
Alice:
Andwe’vetriedeverything,we’veseenabunchofdoctors.
Yeah,andthey—andtheysaythatour-thatouronlychancetohaveababyisthatiftheytakemysperm,hereggandputittogetherinadishandthenputitintoanothergirl。
Sowewerewonderingifyoucouldbethegirlthatwecouldputitinto.
(shocked)That’sareallynicegift。
Iwasthinkingoflikeagravyboat.
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'
s,Monica,Rachel,andChandleraretryingtothrowcardsintoavase。
Joey:
(enteringwithRoss)Hey!
Youguys!
Checkitout,checkitout!
(He'
swearingablueblazer)GuesswhichjobIgot.
Chandler:
Idon’tknow,butDonaldTrumpwantshisblueblazerblack。
(Thegangisstunned.)
Ross:
What?
Blueblazerback.He—hewantsitback。
Rachel:
Butyou-yousaidblack。
Whywouldhewanthisblueblazerblack?
Chandler:
Well,you—youknowwhatImeant。
Monica:
No,youmesseditup。
You’restupid。
SowhatjobdidyougetJoe?
Joey:
Oh,ah,tourguideatthemuseum。
Yeah,Rossgotitforme。
Well,howcanyoubeatourguide,don’tyouhavetobeadinosaurexpertorsomething?
No,notreally。
Theygiveyoualltheinformation,it’suh,it’slikememorizingascript.(Makinglikeatourguide)”Andonyourleft,youhaveTyrannosaurusRex,acarnivorefromtheJurassicperiod.
Chandler,Monica,andRachel:
Great!
That’sgreat!
Ross:
UhactuallyJoey,it’stheCretasousperiod.
Yeahbut,IcanpronounceJurassic.
(entering)Hey!
!
All:
Hey!
Guesswhat.FrankJr.,andAlicegotmarried!
OhmyGod!
And!
And,they'
regonnahaveababy!
(Thegangisshocked。
)And!
And,theywantmetogrowitfortheminmyuterus。
(Thegangisstunnedintosilence.)
MyGod!
Monica:
Areyouserious?
Yeah
You’rereallythinkingabouthavingsexwithyourbrother?
Ewww!
And"
Ohno!
"
It’s—theyjustwantmetobethesurrogate.It’sher—it'
shereggandhersperm,andI’m-I'
mjusttheoven,it’stotallytheirbun.
Huh。
Whatdidyoutellthem?
Well,theysaidthatIhadtothinkaboutitfirst,butwhatistheretothinkabout?
I’mgonnabegivingthemthegreatestgiftyoucanpossiblygive。
You’regonnabecarryingtheirbabyandgivethemaSonyPlayStation?
Honey,thisreallyisanincrediblethingtodoforthem,buttherearethingstothinkabout。
Yeah,likeyou’regonnabepregnant.Imeanpregnant.
Iknow!
Pheebs,you’retalkingaboutputtingyourbodythroughanawfullot,Imeanmorningsickness,uhh,labour,andit'
sallforsomebodyelse!
Yeah,what'
syourpoint?
Well,thestuffIjustmentioned。
Wow!
Idon’tknowifIcouldeverdothat。
IalwaysfiguredthefirsttimeIhadababywaswithsomebodyIloveandthatbabywouldbea…keeper.
Y'
knowyouguyswerealotmoresupportivewhenIwantedtomakedenimfurniture.
No,Pheebs,listen,ifyoudecidetodothis,we'
llbesupportivelikecrazy.
Yeah。
Wejustwantyoutothinkitthrough.
Yeah,honey,maybeyoucantalktosomebodywho’shadababy.Likeyourmom?
Mymomnevergavebirth.Oh!
Butmybirthmomdid。
[Scene:
CentralPerk,ChandlerandKathyarekissing.]
Kathy:
Umm,(movesherhand’sdowntohisbutt)Ilovethistouchy。
CanItakeittoworkwithme?
Oh,yeah,sure,it’snotmineanyway。
Itcanwiththepants.
Kathy:
Oh!
(Theykissandsheleaves)
Iamsojealous。
Rachel:
Youguysarereallyright…therearen’tyou?
Yes。
Rightwhere?
Inthebeginningwherey’knowit’sallsexandtalkingandsexandtalkingand…
Yeah,you-yougottalovethetalking.
Andthesex?
Allright,wehaven’thadsexyet。
Okay,what'
sthebigdeal?
Y’know?
Thisisspecial,andIwantourlovetogrowuntilwemoveontothenextlevel。
Oh,Chandlerthatissonice。
Thatisreallynice…lying!
Nowayisthatthereason!
Why?
Justbecauseyou’renotmatureenoughtounderstandsomethinglikethat?
No,he’sright,I’mtotallylying.
(Rossmakesan"
Iwasright,andyouweren'
tface."
AndRacheldoesRoss’slittleI’m-flicking—you—off-but-I’m-not-giving—you-the-fingerbangingofthefists。
)
Thenwhatisit?
Well,Kathy’slastboyfriendwasJoey。
Andyou’reafraidyouwon'
tbeableto…fillhisshoes.
No,I’mafraidIwon’tbeabletomakeloveaswellashim.
Yeah,Iwasgoingforthemetaphor.
Yes,andIwassayingtheactualwords.
Sobigdeal,soJoey’shadalotofgirlfriends,itdoesn’tmeanhe'
sgreatinbed。
Weshareawall!
Soeitherhe’sgreatinbed,orshejustlikestoagreewithhimalot。
Sweetie,withyouit'
sgonnabedifferent。
Thesexisgonnabegreat,‘causeyou—youguysareinlove.
Yeah?
Yeah!
JustgoforitChandler.
Yeah,youshould。
Yeah,youshould,really。
Goon。
Allright,allright,I’llgosleepwithmygirlfriend.ButI'
mjustdoingitforyouguys.
Themuseum,Joeyisgivingatourtoabunchofschoolkids。
]
Okay,nowtheMastodonisfromthesemi—lateJurassicperiod.
SmartKid:
Isn’ttheMastodonfromthePlioceneEpic?
Shhh!
Thisisamuseum,notalking.Rightdownhere,(Motionstoafossiliseddinosaurfoot.)wehavealargefoot.(SeesRossworkinginoneofthedisplaycases.)Uhh,andoverherewehaveRossGeller.(Knocksontheglass)Everyonewave‘Hi'
toRoss.Rossisoneofourmostimportantscientists,lookathim,hardatwork.(Rossdoestheold”Puttingacigaretteinyourearandpullingitoutofyourmouthtrick.”)Okay,movingrightalong。
Comeon。
PhoebeSr.’shouse,there'
saknockonthedoor.]
PhoebeSr:
It’sopen!
Comein!
Hi!
I’msorry,I’mlate。
Oh,that’sokay,itgavemetimetofinishglazingmynipples。
Wow!
Youreallygoalloutwhenyou’reexpectingcompany。
PhoebeSr:
No,Iwasworkingonmypottery.
Oh!
Ooh!
Oh,Ididn’tknowthatyoudid…pot。
Well,yeah,mostlynudes。
Itcombinesmytwopassions,potteryanderotica。
Ooh,erotiery!
Okay!
Wellthanksforcomingouttoseeme。
Ijust-Ijustthoughtitwouldbeaverygoodideatotalkaboutthisbabystuffinperson。
Y’know…
Ireallydon'
tthinkit'
saverygoodidea,Phoebe.
Whynot?
Well,becauseyou’dbegivingupababy,andI-Ireallydon’t—Idon’tknowifthere’sanythingIcansaythatcouldmakeyouunderstandthepainofgivingupababy.So,umm,(Picksupapuppyintheboxnexttothecouch。
Ohno!
No-no!
Iunderstandthepain!
Don’t—don’thurtthepuppy。
No—no—no,the—thepuppy'
syours。
Oh,Igetapuppy!
Well,yeah!
Imeanyeah,butonlyforthreedays.
Why?
IrealiseIdon’thaveanyrighttostartgetallparentyonyouandeverythingnow,butumm,(SeesthatPhoebeisn’tpayingattentionandisbusymimickingthepuppy.)uhh…Phoebe,wouldyoupleaselookatmeandnotthepuppy,it’sveryimportant.
Imean,IknowwhatI'
mtalkingabout。
Igaveuptwobabies,andIonlywishIhadsomeonetherethathadgivenupbabies,thatcouldtellmehowterribleitistogiveupbabies。
Ijustthinkthat,itwouldbesomethingyouwillregreteverysingledayfortherestofyourlife。
So,howeverharditistogiveupthispuppy,itwouldbelikeamilliontimeshardertogiveupachild。
(Phoebeisplayingwiththepuppyagain,andnotlistening)Ireallyshouldn’thavegivenyouthepuppyfirst。
Allright,I'
msorry。
Themuseum’sworkercafeteria,Joeyiseatinglunchwiththerestofthetourguides。
AnothertourguidetriestositdowninaseatJoeysavedforRoss.]
Uhh,doyoumindsittingthere。
I’m-I’msavingthisformyfriendRoss。
TourGuide:
YoumeanDr。
Geller?
Doctor?
Ididn’tknowhehadanickname。
TourGuide:
Oh,hewon’tsithere.Onlythepeopleinthewhitecoatssitoverthere,(Pointstotheretable)andonlythepeopleintheblueblazerssithere.
Well,how—howcome?
That’sjustthewayitis。
That’scrazy.
Maybeit’scrazyinaperfectworld,aworldwithoutlabcoatsandblazers,butyounotinaperfectworld,youinamuseumnow.Seethatscientistintheclasses,heandIusedtoplaytogetherallthetimeingradeschool,butnow…(Turnsaround)Peter!
Hey,Peter!
It'
smeRhonda!
FromPS-129!
Isharedmypuddin'
whichyouman!
Igaveyo
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