生活大爆炸英文剧本第二季34Word格式.docx
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Stayfrosty.There'
sahordeofarmedgoblinsontheothersideofthatgateguardingtheSwordofAzeroth.
Warriors,unsheatheyourweapons.Magicwielders,raiseyourwands.
SHELDON
Lockandload.
Raj,blowthegates.
Blowingthegates.Control,shift,B.Oh,myGod,somanygoblins.
tjuststandthere.Slashandmove.Slashandmove.
Stayinformation.
Leonard,yougotoneonyourtail.
It'
sallright,mytail'
sprehensile.I'
llswathimoff.
Igothim,Leonard.TonightIspicemymeatwithgoblinblood.
Raj,no,it'
satrap.They'
reflankingus.
Oh,he'
sgotme.
Sheldon,he'
sgotRaj.Useyoursleepspell.Sheldon.Sheldon.
I'
vegottheSwordofAzeroth.
Forgetthesword,Sheldon,helpRaj!
ThereisnomoreSheldon.Iamtheswordmaster
Leonard,lookout.
Damnit,man,we'
redyinghere.
Goodbye,peasants.
Thebastardteleported.
He'
ssellingtheSwordofAzerothoneBay.
Youbetrayedusformoney?
Whoareyou?
maroguenightelf.Don'
tyoupeoplereadcharacterdescriptions?
Wait,wait,wait.Somebodyjustclicked„BuyItnow“.
Iamtheswordmaster.
=================================
===========THEMESONG==========
Whoo!
I'
mallsweaty.Anybodywannalogonto„SecondLife“andgoswimming?
Ijustbuiltavirtualpool.
No.Ican'
tlookatyouoryouravatarrightnow.
Soundslikeyourneighbor'
shome.
Excuseme.
tforgetthemailyoutookaccidentallyonpurposesoyouhaveanexcusetotalktoher.
Oh,right,right,right,right,right.
Stealingsnailmail,veryoldschool.Ilikeit.
Penny,themailmandiditagain.He...Oh,sorry.
PENNY
Um,no,hi,Leonard.ThisisDoug.Doug,thisismyneighborLeonard.
DOUG
What'
sup,bro?
Notmuch.Bro.Heh.
Iseverythingokay?
Yeah,uh,no,Ijust...Igotyourmailagain,here.
Oh,thankyou.I'
vegottotalktothatmailman.
LEONARD4.
Oh,no,that'
sprobablynotsuchagoodidea.Civilservantshaveadocumentedpropensityto,youknow,snap,so...
Okay.Well,thankyouagain.
Noproblem.Bye.Oh,andbye,bro.Heh.
Pennyforyourthoughts.
sthematter?
No,I'
mfine.Penny'
sfine.Theguyshe'
skissingisreallyfine.
Kissing?
Whatkindofkissing?
Cheeks,lips,chaste,French?
Whatiswrongwithyou?
maromantic.
Please,don'
ttellmethatyourhopelessinfatuationisdevolvingintopointlessjealousy.
mnotjealous.I'
mjustalittleconcernedforher.Ididn'
tlikethelookoftheguythatshewaswith.
Becausehelooksbetterthanyou?
Yeah.Hewaskindofdreamy.
Ah,atleastnowyoucanretrievetheblackboxfromthetwisted,smolderingwreckagethatwasonceyourfantasyofdatingherandanalyzethedatasothatyoudon'
tcrashintogeekmountainagain.
Idisagree.Loveisnotasprint.It'
samarathon.Arelentlesspursuitthatonlyendswhenshefallsintoyourarms...orhitsyouwiththepepperspray.
mdonewithPenny.I'
mgonnabemorerealisticandgoaftersomeonemyownspeed.
Likewho?
Idon'
tknow.OliviaGeiger?
Thedieticianatthecafeteriawiththelimpandthelazyeye?
Yeah.
Well,Idon'
tthinkyouhaveashotthere.IhavenoticedthatLeslieWinklerecentlystartedshavingherlegs.Now,giventhatwinteriscoming,onecanonlyassumeshe'
ssignalingsexualavailability.
tknow.Youguysworkinthesamelab.
So?
Therearepitfalls.Trustme,Iknow.Whenitcomestosexualharassmentlaw,I'
mabitofaself-taughtexpert.
Look,Howard,ifIweretoaskLeslieWinkleout,itwouldjustbefordinner.I'
mnotgonnawalkintothelab,askhertostripnakedanddanceforme.
Oh,thenyou'
reprobablyokay.
Hello,Leslie.
LESLIE
Hi,Leonard.
Leslie,Iwouldliketoproposeanexperiment...
Goggles,Leonard.
Right.Leslie,Iwouldliketoproposeanexperiment.
Hangon.I'
mtryingtoseehowlongittakesa500-kilowattoxygen-iodinelasertoheatupmycupofnoodles.
vedoneit.Abouttwoseconds,2.6forminestrone.Anyway,Iwasthinkingmoreofabio-socialexplorationwithaneuro-chemicaloverlay.
Wait,areyouaskingmeout?
Iwasgoingtocharacterizeitasthemodificationofourcolleague-slash-friendshipparadigmwiththeadditionofadate-likecomponent,butwedon'
tneedtoquibbleoverterminology.
Whatsortofexperimentwouldyoupropose?
Thereisagenerallyacceptedpatterninthisarea.Iwouldpickyouup,takeyoutoarestaurant,thenwewouldseeamovie.ProbablyaromanticcomedyfeaturingthetalentsofHughGrantorSandraBullock.
Interesting.Andwouldyouagreethattheprimarywaywewouldevaluateeitherthesuccessorfailureofthedatewouldbebasedonthebiochemicalreactionduringthegoodnightkiss?
Heartrate,pheromones,etcetera,yes.
Whydon'
twejuststipulatethatthedategoeswellandmovetothekeyvariable?
Youmeankissyounow?
Yes.
Canyoudefinetheparametersofthekiss?
Closedmouth,butromantic.Mint?
Thankyou.ShallIcountdownfromthree?
No,Ithinkitneedstobespontaneous.Whatdoyouthink?
Youproposedtheexperiment.Ithinkyoushouldpresentyourfindingsfirst.
Fairenough.Ontheplusside,itwasagoodkiss,reasonabletechnique,noextraneousspittle.Ontheotherhand,noarousal.
None?
None.
Ah.Well,thankyouforyourtime.
Thankyou.
Noneatall?
Sheldon,ifyouwerearobotandIknewandyoudidn'
t...wouldyouwantmetotellyou?
Thatdepends.WhenIlearnthatI'
marobot,willIbeabletohandleit?
Maybe,althoughthehistoryofsciencefictionisnotonyourside.
Okay.Uh,letmeaskyouthis.WhenIlearnthatI'
marobot,wouldIbeboundbyAsimov'
sThreeLawsofRobotics?
Youmightbeboundbythemrightnow.
That'
strue.Haveyoueverharmedahumanbeingorthroughinactionallowedahumanbeingtocometoharm?
Ofcoursenot.
Haveyoueverharmedyourselforallowedyourselftobeharmedexceptincaseswhereahumanbeingwouldhavebeenendangered?
Well,no.
Ismellrobot.
Hey,what'
sgoingon?
Internet'
sbeendownforhalfanhour.
Also,Sheldonmaybearobot.
Sohow'
ditgowithLeslie?
Oh,wetriedkissing,buttheEarthdidn'
tmove.Imean,anymorethanthe383milesthatitwasgonnamoveanyway.
Oh,I'
veseenthatlookbefore.Thisisjustgoingtobetwoweeksofmopingandtediousemosongsandcallingmetocomedowntopetstorestolookatcats.Idon'
tknowifIcantakeit.
Youcouldpowerdown.
Well,asusual,Wolowitzhasthesolution.IhappentoknowaplacewherethereareplentyofeligiblewomenandLeonardcouldhavehispick.
INSTRUCTOR
RemembertheLatinhips.Shouldersstaystillandwesway.One,two,three.Five,six,seven.
IthinkMrs.Tishman'
sgothereyeonyou.I'
vebeenthere.You'
reinforatreat.
[singingAugustana'
s„Boston“]
Oh,goodLord.
s„Boston“]God,that'
sagoodsong.
Ifyou'
recompilingamixCDforadoublesuicide.Oh,Ihopethatscratchingpostisforyou.
Iknowwhatyou'
rethinking.I'
vetakenyourasthmaintoaccount.There'
safelinegeneticistinSanDiegowho'
sdevelopedthecutestlittlehypoallergeniccalicos.
Leonard,listentome...
vebeenthinkingaboutnames.I'
mkindoftornbetweenEinstein,NewtonandSergeantFuzzyBoots.
Leonard,doyoureallythinkyoucansatisfyyourneedforarelationshipwithageneticallyalteredcat?
Maybe,ifit'
sacute,little,cuddlycat.
Oh,comeon,Leonard...ThisisobviouslyaboutPenny.
Itdoesn'
tmatter.Thewoman'
snotinterestedinme.Thewomanrejectedme.
Okay,look.Ahem.IthinkthatyouhaveasmuchofachanceofhavingasexualrelationshipwithPennyastheHubbletelescopedoesofdiscoveringatthecenterofeveryblackholeisalittlemanwithaflashlightsearchingforacircuitbreaker.Nevertheless,Idofeelobligatedtopointouttoyouthatshedidnotrejectyou.Youdidnotaskherout.
You'
reright.Ididn'
taskherout.Ishouldaskherout.
No,no,thatwasnotmypoint.Mypointwas,don'
tbuyacat.
No,butyou'
reright.Ishouldmarchoverthereandaskherout.
Oh,goody,we'
regettingacat.
Oh,yeah...No.
Ah,heyLeonard.
Goodafternoon,Penny.So,hi,hey.Uh...Iwaswonderingifyouhad
plansfordinner.
Uh,youmeandinnertonight?
Thereisaninherentambiguityintheword„dinner“.Technicallyitreferstothelargestmealofthedaywheneverit'
sconsum
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