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Chandler:
AllrightJoey,benice.
Sodoeshehaveahump?
Ahumpandahairpiece?
Phoebe:
Wait,doesheeatchalk?
(Theyallstare,bemused.)
Just,'
cause,Idon'
twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!
Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'
sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.
Soundslikeadatetome.
[TimeLapse]
Alright,soI'
mbackinhighschool,I'
mstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizeIamtotallynaked.
All:
Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.
ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'
saphone...there.
Insteadof...?
That'
sright.
Neverhadthatdream.
No.
Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'
tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.
Andtheyweren'
tlookingatyoubefore?
!
Finally,IfigureI'
dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'
smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!
[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]
Ross:
(mortified)Hi.
Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.
Areyouokay,sweetie?
Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...
Cookie?
(explainingtotheothers)Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.
Ohh.
(toRoss)Letmegetyousomecoffee.
Thanks.
Ooh!
Oh!
(ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.)
No,nodon'
t!
Stopcleansingmyaura!
No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?
Fine!
Bemurky!
I'
llbefine,alright?
Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'
llbeveryhappy.
Noyoudon'
t.
NoIdon'
t,tohellwithher,sheleftme!
Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...
No!
Okay?
Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?
Shedidn'
tknow,howshouldIknow?
SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...(Theyallstareathim.)DidIsaythatoutloud?
Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.
Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomanatsobbing3:
00A.M.,"
I'
llneverhavegrandchildren,I'
llneverhavegrandchildren."
waswhat?
Awrongnumber?
Sorry.
AlrightRoss,look.You'
refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'
reangry.You'
rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?
(Rossgestureshisconsent.)
Stripjoint!
resingle!
Havesomehormones!
Idon'
twanttobesingle,okay?
Ijust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!
(Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.)
AndIjustwantamilliondollars!
(Heextendshishandhopefully.)
Rachel?
Rachel:
OhGodMonicahi!
ThankGod!
Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'
tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!
Waitress:
CanIgetyousomecoffee?
(pointingatRachel)De-caff.(toAll)Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.(toRachel)Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?
Hi,sure!
Hi.
(TheygotohugbutRoss'
sumbrellaopens.
Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.
AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.)
Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?
OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Whenallofasudden-(tothewaitressthatbroughthercoffee)Sweet'
n'
Lo?
-IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!
AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout,andthat'
swhenithitme:
howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Y'
know,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering'
WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?
'
.(toMonica)SoanywayIjustdidn'
tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyouandIhavekindadriftedapart,butyou'
retheonlypersonIknewwholivedhereinthecity.
Whowasn'
tinvitedtothewedding.
Ooh,Iwaskindahopingthatwouldn'
tbeanissue...[Scene:
Monica'
sApartment,everyoneisthereandwatchingaSpanishSoaponTVandaretryingtofigureoutwhatisgoingon.]
NowI'
mguessingthatheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe'
sreallynothappyaboutit.
(imitatingthecharacters)Tunaoreggsalad?
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