外企辞职报告范文3篇Word文件下载.docx
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外企辞职报告范文3篇@#@外企辞职报告范文3篇@#@ @#@@#@ 外企辞职报告范文篇一:
@#@@#@ DearMr.Smith,Asagraduateofaninstitutionofhighereducation,Ihaveafewverybasicexpectations.Chiefamongtheseisthatmydirectsuperiorshaveanintellectthatrangesabovethecommongroundsquirrel.Afteryourconsistentandannoyingharassmentofmyco-workersandmeduringthecommissionofourduties,Icanonlysurmisethatyouareoneofthefewtruegeneticwastesofourtime.@#@ @#@@#@ Askingme,anetworkadministrator,toexplaineverylittlenuanceofeverythingIdoeachtimeyouhappentostrollintomyofficeisnotonlyawasteoftime,butalsoawasteofpreciousoxygen.IwashiredbecauseIknowhowtonetworkcomputersystems,andyouwereapparentlyhiredtoprovideamusementtomyselfandotheremployees,whowatchyouvainlyattempttounderstandtheconceptofcutandpasteforthehundredthtime.Youwillneverunderstandcomputers.@#@ @#@@#@ Somethingasincrediblysimpleasbinarystillgivesyoutoomanyoptions.Youwillalsoneverunderstandwhypeoplehateyou,butIamgoingtotryandexplainittoyou,eventhoughIamsurethiswillbejustaseffectiveastellingyouwhatanIPaddressis.YourshinynewiMachasmorepersonalitythanyoueverwill.@#@ @#@@#@ copyrightdedecmsYouwalkaroundthebuildingallday,shiftlesslylookingforfaultinothers.Youhaveasharpdressed,uselesslookaboutyouthatmayhaveworkedforyourinterview,butnowthatyouactuallyhaveresponsibility,youpawnitoffonoverworkedstaff,hopingtheirtalentwillcoverforyourglaringineptitude.Inaworldofmanagerialevolution,youaretheblue-greenalgaethateveryoneelseeatsandlaughsat.ManagerslikeyouareasadproofoftheDilbertprinciple.Sincethissituationisunlikelytochangewithoutyougettingafullfrontallobotomyreversal,Iamforcedtotendermyresignation.@#@ @#@@#@ However,Ihaveafewpartingthoughts.1.Whensomeonecallsyouinreferencetoemployment,itisillegalforyoutogivemeabadrecommendation.ThemostyoucansaytohurtmeisIprefernottocomment.Iwillhavefriendsrandomlycallyouoverthenextcoupleofyearstokeepyouhonest,becauseIknowyouwouldbeunabletodoitonyourown.2.Ihaveallthepasswordstoeveryaccountonthesystem,andIknoweverypasswordyouhaveusedforthelastfiveyears.Ifyoudecidetogetcute,Iamgoingtopublishyourfavoriteslist,whichIconvenientlysavedwhenyoumademebackupyouruselessfiles.@#@ @#@@#@ IdobelievethattermslikeLolitaarenotusuallyviewedfavorablybytheadministration.3.WhenyouborrowedthedigitalcameratotakepicturesofyourMothersbirthday,youneglectedtomentionthatyouweregoingtotakepicturesofyourselfinthemirrornude.Thenyouforgottoerasethemlikethetechno-moronyoureallyare.@#@ @#@@#@ SufficeittosayIhaveneverseensuchoddactswithasaucebottle,butIassureyouthatthosehavebeencopiedandkeptinsafeplacespendingtheauthoringofaglowingletterofrecommendation.(Trytouseaspellcheckplease;@#@Ihatehavingtocorrectyourmistakes.)Thankyouforyourtime,andIexpecttheletterofrecommendationonmydeskby8:
@#@00amtomorrow.Onewordofthistoanybody,andallofyourlittletwistedrepugnantobsessionswillbeopentothepublic.Neverscrewwithyoursystemsadministrator.Why?
@#@Becausetheyknowwhatyoudowithallthatfreetime!
@#@Wishingyouagrandandgloriousday.@#@ @#@@#@ 外企辞职报告范文篇二:
@#@@#@ dearxxx,@#@ @#@@#@ asagraduateofaninstitutionofhighereducation,ihaveafewverybasicexpectations.chiefamongtheseisthatmydirectsuperiorshaveanintellectthatrangesabovethecommongroundsquirrel.afteryourconsistentandannoyingharassmentofmyco-workersandmeduringthecommissionofourduties,icanonlysurmisethatyouareoneofthefewtruegeneticwastesofourtime.askingme,anetworkadministrator,toexplaineverylittlenuanceofeverythingidoeachtimeyouhappentostrollintomyofficeisnotonlyawasteoftime,butalsoawasteofpreciousoxygen.iwashiredbecauseiknowhowtonetworkcomputersystems,andyouwereapparentlyhiredtoprovideamusementtomyselfandotheremployees,whowatchyouvainlyattempttounderstandtheconceptofcutandpasteforthehundredthtime.@#@ @#@@#@ youwillneverunderstandcomputers.somethingasincrediblysimpleasbinarystillgivesyoutoomanyoptions.youwillalsoneverunderstandwhypeoplehateyou,butiamgoingtotryandexplainittoyou,eventhoughiamsurethiswillbejustaseffectiveastellingyouwhatanipaddressis.yourshinynewimachasmorepersonalitythanyoueverwill.@#@ @#@@#@ youwalkaroundthebuildingallday,shiftlesslylookingforfaultinothers.youhaveasharpdressed,uselesslookaboutyouthatmayhaveworkedforyourinterview,butnowthatyouactuallyhaveresponsibility,youpawnitoffonoverworkedstaff,hopingtheirtalen
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