7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本_三顾茅庐Word文件下载.doc
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scorporationtomakealivingfortheycouldnotfindjobs.MeanwhilethelegendaryandmysteriouscharacterZhuGeliangwhohadbeenforcedtoattendCET-6testbyhiswifewasreviewingexaminationcontents.
SCENE1:
Liubei'
shome
Actors:
LiubeiGuanyuZhangfei
Guanyu:
Brother!
Wethreehavebeenhungryfordaysandwhenwillthistragiclifeend?
It'
ssoterrible!
Liubei:
Yu,it'
simpossiblethatIdon'
tfeelpainful,isn'
tit?
ButastheproverbsaysitishardtositinRomeandstriveagainstthePope.NowwecomedowntoCaocao'
scorporationasgatekeeper,anyhowwecanfillourstomachsbetweenwhiles.It'
sveryhardtogetworknow.Nodiplomasandnojoboffers,whatareyoudreamingabout?
Zhangfei:
Oh,Brother!
ZhuGeliang'
swifeborrowedus500yuantocopewithhishusband’sCET-6feeslastmonth,itseemsthatit'
stimeforustobedebtcollectorsnow.
Yeah,Brother!
Orwe'
llbeaspooraschurchmouse
Alas!
HowdidIforgetthis?
Let'
sgo!
Go~~go~!
Hurryup!
Followmeandgotothemountainfordunning!
AndthenthethreebrothersclimbthemountaintofindZhuGeliang.
SCENE2:
ZhuGeliang’shouse
ZhuGeliangZhu’sWife
ZhuGeliang:
Goodmorning!
IamthegeniusZhuGeliang.ButIfeelsomoroserecently.BecausemywifeforcedmetopasstheCET-6.What’sCET-6?
Doyouknow?
You?
(Asktheaudience)I’veneverheartaboutthat.Andsheobligedmetoreadsoheavybooksanddosomanytexts.It’sridiculous.Mymajorismilitaryadvice,notEnglish.WhyshouldIreadthis?
Wife:
Darling!
ZhuGeliang:
Mywifeiscoming,sheissolong-windedthatIcanneverbearher.
Wife:
Mydear,howaboutyourstudy?
Thesebooksmakemewanttodoze.I’mdizzy.
Darling!
Now,competitionissoserious.Ifyoucan’tpasscet6togetyourmaster’sdegree,itisdifficulttofindajob.Ihavestayedhereforhalfofalifetime.ButnevervisitabiggerplacelikeTianjin.(cry)
Don’tworry,thesebooksaretooeasyforyourhusbandanddon’tneedtolearn.
Areyousure?
letmehaveatesttoyou.Listen,readandsee!
Apieceofcake!
Listen,canyouspellapple?
Desk?
SorryIcan’t.
Youcan’t?
Oh,howunfortunateIam!
(crying)I'
mwrong,I'
mreallywrong,I'
mwrongfromthebeginning.Ishouldn'
tmarryhere.IfIdidn’tmarryhere,I'
llneverinthisheartrendingplacenow,
Don’tcry,don’tcry,stop!
I‘mgoingtostudyhardatonce.
Wife(laugh):
That'
sthespirit!
Doyouknow?
WeareintheredforyourCet6.Ievenborrowedmoneyfromthegatekeeper.WhatcanIdowhentheydunfordebts.
AreyoupointingtothatgatekeeperLiubei?
Oh!
Yes!
Comeonquickly!
Boy!
Keeper:
Whatisthematter?
Madam?
Listencarefully!
Myhusbandistoobusydoinghishomeworktowelcomeanypeople,soyouwilltellthepeoplewhocallsonhimthatbosshaswenttostudyinEngland.
Whileitisgoingon,liubeiGuanyuZhangfeihavecametothegateofZhuGeliang’shouse.
SCENE3OutsideZhuGeliang’shouse
LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiKeeper
Letmeknockthedoor!
Open!
!
(Checkfromthepeephole)Arethesemenaskingforthedebt?
(Openthedoor)
Thisisliubei!
WearecallingonZhuGeliangandhiswife.
Zhusaidheisnotin.
En?
?
Oh!
No!
...Imean…Imeanmybossis
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