新成长的烦恼第二季15.docx
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新成长的烦恼第二季15
MRDIG:
Emotion,people!
WhatI'mtalkingaboutisemotion.Sayitwithme--emotion!
KIDS:
(quietly)Emotion.
MRDIG:
Tryitthisway.E-motion!
KIDS:
E-motion.
TOONLIZZIE:
Mr.Digisagreatsubstitute,buthescaresmesometimes.
MRDIG:
Actingisabouthonesty.It'saboutmovement--actingandreacting.Lizzie!
LIZZIE:
(screams)
TOONLIZZIE:
Okay,hescaresmeallthetime.
MRDIG:
Now,that'srealemotion.Howdoyoufeel,MissMcGuire?
LIZZIE:
Uh...scared.
MRDIG:
Good.Eh...(barkinggrunts)(kidsmurmuring)Isthisforreal?
Isheokay?
ETHAN:
Doesthismeanclassisover?
LIZZIE:
Mr.Dig!
Areyouokay?
Canyouhearme?
Mr.Dig!
Idon'tthinkhe'sbreathing!
MRDIG:
Andthat's...thekindofemotionIwanttoseeinyourscenestoday.
LIZZIE:
Mr.Dig,thatwassonotfunny.
MRDIG:
You'reright.Thatwasn'tcomedy.Butyouknowwhatis?
MalcolmintheMiddle.AsamatteroffactItaughtFrankMunizeverythingheknows.
LIZZIE:
Sureyoudid,Mr.Dig.
MRDIG:
Oh,youkidsaresocynicaltoday.It'satragedy.It'slikeoneofShakespeare'sgreatestplays:
RomeoandJulietwhichyouhavejustvolunteeredyourselftoread.
LIZZIE:
Great.
MRDIG:
Andwho'llbemyRomeotoday?
HowaboutMr."IsClassOver'CausetheTeacher'sDead"?
ETHAN:
(flybuzzing)
MRDIG:
Ethan,thatmeansyou.
ETHAN:
Youknow,foradeadguy,you'rekindofmean.
MRDIG:
Now,gotoyourproverbialcornersandcomeoutacting!
TOONLIZZIE:
DoeslifegetbetterthanalovescenewithEthanCraft?
LIZZIE:
"Romeo,Romeo,whereforeartthou,Romeo?
"(Renaissancemusicplaying)
LIZZIE:
"Romeo,Romeo,whereforeartthou,Romeo?
"Romeo?
FRANKIE:
"Butsoftwhatlightthroughyonderwindowbreaks?
"ItistheEast,andyouarethesun."(birdschirping)
TOONLIZZIE:
(applause)Thisisofficiallymyall-timefavoriteplay.
ETHAN:
Hey,Frankie...how'dyougetoutoftheTV?
(windhowling)
-----------THEMESONG-----------
*Ifyoubelieve**We'vegotapicture-perfectplan**We'vegotyoufooled**'Causeweonlydothebestwecan**Andsometimeswemakeit**Andsometimeswefakeit**Butwegetonestepclosereachandeveryday**We'llfigureitoutontheway.MIRANDA:
Youguys,there'sthistotallycrazyrumorgoingonthatFrankieMunizishereandhavinglunchwithLizzie.
TOONLIZZIE:
Shemakesitsoundlikeitcouldneverhappen.
KID:
Aw,gee,thanks,Frankie.Cool.
FRANKIE:
Hey,Iheardthat,too.
LIZZIE:
Hewasindramaclass.HecametovisitMr.Dig.
GORDO:
TheyreadRomeoandJuliet.Itwaskindofmovie-of-the-week-ish.Uh,butstill,verycool.
MIRANDA:
So,uh...howwasyour,uh,summer?
FRANKIE:
Well,Ifinishedshootingmyseriesreadafewmoviescriptsandboughtacar.(rockmusicplays)
FRANKIE:
Whataboutyouguys?
LIZZIE:
Um,well,I-I,um...
MIRANDA:
Well,Istartedto,uh...
GORDO:
Ibrokemytoe.(drumroll)
LIZZIE:
Gordo.
GORDO:
What?
Idid.Itwasmybigtoe.Ihadtogotothehospital.Itwasverytraumatic.
LIZZIE:
(nervouslaugh)
GORDO:
What?
Atleastsomethingmorethan"Uh-um"happenedtome.
LIZZIE:
So,um,whatareyoudoinghere?
MIRANDA:
Yeah,itcan'tbebecauseofGordo'sexciting"bigtoe"story.
FRANKIE:
I'mintowntoshootaTVmovie,andIthoughtI'dswingbyandseemyoldfriend,Mr.Dig.Hey,I'vegottorunbacktomyhoteltodoaninterview(toLIZZIE)but,uh...maybeyouandIcangooutsometime.
TOONLIZZIE:
Thisisthepartwherethealarmclockalwaysgoesoff.(loudringing)
MIRANDA:
Uh,Lizzie...Frankiejustaskedyouout.
GORDO:
EvenIdidn'tseethatonecoming.Thatbeatsmy"bigtoe"storybyamile.
FRANKIE:
So,uh,Lizzie,howaboutit?
Wanttogooutwithme?
Imean,IknowIplayakindofdorkyguyonTVbutI'mnotreallylikethat.Well...Iamsittinghere,askingsomeoneoutIjustmetandyou'rejuststaringatme.SomaybeI'mabiggerdorkthanIplayonTV?
I'mjustgoingtogocrawlunderarocknow.Really,I'mfine.
MIRANDA:
N-N-No,just...justgiveherasec.I-Idon'tthinksheuh,heardthequestion.
GORDO:
Lizzie,uh,areyouokay?
LIZZIE:
Uh...I-I-I'mfine.Um...Idon'tknow.(girlsclamoring)Pickme!
Me,please,me!
(allbeggingatonce)
GORDO:
ItmustbegoodtobeaTVstar.(girlsclamoring)Ugh...(allshouting):
Frankie!
MIRANDA:
But...he'sfamous.
LIZZIE:
That'sexactlywhyI'mnotgoingtodatehim.
TOONLIZZIE:
We'refromtwodifferentworlds,justlikeRomeoandJuliet.Andlookhowtheyendedup...!
GORDO:
I'mimpressed.Youreallyseemtomaketherightdecision.
MIRANDA:
Whoa,whoawhoa--whendidwecomeupwiththeNo-Dating-Famous-Peoplerule?
It'snothisfaulthe'sfamous.Howdoweknowhe'snotanormalkidlikeoneofus?
Imean,whatdoyoureallyknowabouthimanyway?
GORDO:
Sheknowsitwouldn'twork.
LIZZIE:
Exactly.
MIRANDA:
Butshedoesn'tevenreallyknowanythingabouttheguy.Youshouldatleastgivehimachance.
JO/SAM:
Whatguy?
LIZZIE:
Noguy.
MIRANDA:
Uh,Mr.andMrs.McGuirelet'sjustsayLizziewasaskedoutbya...famousactor.
GORDO:
Hypotheticallyspeakingofcourse.
MIRANDA:
Yeah,butshouldn'tsheatleastgivehimachanceand...gooutwithhim?
SAM:
Absolutelyno.
JO:
Absolutelyyes.
TOONLIZZIE:
Uh-oh.IjustfoundadisturbanceinTheForce.
GORDO:
We'llbegoingnow.
MIRANDA:
Wewill?
GORDO:
Yes.
MIRANDA:
Oh,right.Wewill,yeah.Okay.Bye.
SAM:
YouarenotdatingsomecrazyHollywoodtype.
LIZZIE:
Dad,FrankieMunizisnotcrazy.
MATT:
"Malcolm"askedyouout?
Isthisafterhehithishead...hard?
LIZZIE:
(scoffs)
JO:
IthinkLizzieisoldenoughtoknowwhoshewantstogooutwith.He's...he'stheonefromTV,right?
SAM:
She'snotdatingamoviestar.
JO:
He'saTVstar,honey.
SAM:
Idon'tcarewhatyoucallhim--she'snotdatinghim.
MATT:
Lizzie,youknownowthatyou'redatingacelebrityyou'regoingtoneedanentourage.Youknow,someonetohandleyourmediaandsecurityneeds.(slappingshoulder)I'mthatguy.Please!
LIZZIE:
Fine!
Whatever.Okay?
MATT:
Yes!
I'llhave,uh,mypeoplecallyourpeople.Waitaminute.Iamyourpeople.Thisissocool!
JO:
She's14yearsold.You'vegottolethergrowupalittlebit.
LIZZIE:
Mom,Dad,itdoesn'tmatteranyway.IalreadytoldFrankieno.(sighs)
JO:
Oh.
SAM:
(chuckling)Yousee?
There'snothingtoworryabout.(doorbellrings)
LIZZIE:
I'llgetit.Hey.Whatareyoudoinghere?
FRANKIE:
CanIjusttalktoyouforasecond?
ThenIpromiseI'llgobealosersomewhereelse.
LIZZIE:
Okay.
FRANKIE:
SoIcantalktoyou?
Yes!
(bothchuckling)
FRANKIE:
Ijustthoughtifwecouldhangoutalittleyou'dbetakenwithmyquirkybrandofcharm.
LIZZIE:
(laughs)
FRANKIE:
So,isitworking?
CanIcomein?
TOONLIZZIE:
HowmanytimesdoesopportunityhavetoknockbeforeIanswer?
LIZZIE:
Yeah,youcan.(frontdoorcloses)
LIZZIE:
Mom,Dadthisis,um...
MATT:
Frankie!
Hey,uh,mindifIcallyou"F"?
Uh,MattMcGuire.YoucanjustcallmeMattMcGuire.I'mtheheadofLizzie'sentourage.Ifyouneedanythinganythingatall,justletmeknow.(clickstongue)
LIZZIE:
(nervouslaugh)
FRANKIE:
Youguyslooknothingalike.
LIZZIE/MATT:
Thankyou.
JO:
Hi,Frankie,nicetomeetyou.
SAM:
LizzieIthoughtyoutoldhimno.(toFRANKIE)Imean,uh,it'sapleasuretomeetyouFrankie.(pennywhistletoots)
LIZZIE:
"Tween."T-W-E-E-N.It'stheagebetweenachildandateenager.
JO:
That'snotaword.
MATT:
Oh,it'saword...andaquadruplewordscore.Goodone,Lizzie.(clickstongue)
LIZZIE:
Igloo?
Thatlooksnothinglikeanigloo.
FRANKIE:
Yes,itdoes.
LIZZIE:
Itlookslikeaturtle.
FRANKIE:
Andturtleslooklikeigloos.
JO:
SilentGreenispeople!
FRANKIE:
Uh,Mr.McGuire...it'syourline.
SAM:
Oh.IthoughtIwasatree.
FRANKIE:
Thatwasthewarm-upexercise.
SAM:
Youknowwhat?
IthinkI'mgoingtogoupstairsandsawsomelogs.Getit?
Tree?
Logs?
FRANKIE:
(forcedchuckle)
SAM:
Night,sweetie.
LIZZIE:
Night.
JO:
Night,honey.Honey,it'sgettinglate.
FRANKIE:
Yeah.It'sgettingpastmybedtime.Okay,Idon'thaveabedtimebutIpromisedmymomI'dbebackby9:
00.
JO:
Ihopeweseeyouagainrealsoon,Frankie.
FRANKIE:
Yeah,me,too.
TOONLIZZIE:
Me,three!
LIZZIE:
So,Ihadagreattime.AndIwaswithmyfamily.That,like,neverhappens.
FRANKIE:
See?
Hangingoutwithmewasn'tsocompletelyterrible.
LIZZIE:
Notcompletely.(bothchuckle)
FRANKIE:
So,whatabouttomorrow?
CanIseeyouagain?
LIZZIE:
Oh,actually,IwassupposedtomeetMirandaandGordoattheDigitalBean.Youshouldmeetusthere.
FRANKIE:
Soundsgreat.I'llbethere.[kissesLIZZIEonthecheek]Goodnight,Lizzie.
LIZZIE:
Night.(sighs)Trygreatnight.(shutterclicks)
MIRANDA:
Wow.Okay,newsspreadsfast.Everyone'stalkingaboutFrankieshowingupinyourclassyesterday.
LIZZIE:
Iwisheveryonewouldstopstaring.It'snotlikeI'mthefamousone.
GORDO:
You'refamousbyassociation.That'swhatyougetforhangingoutwithTVstars.
LIZZIE:
Well,Mirandawastotallyright.Frankieissonormalandhe'sreallycute.(giggling)
MIRANDA:
So,uh,whenishemeetingus?
LIZZIE:
Idon'tknow.Hewassupposedtobehere,like,tenminutesago.Ooh,Ihopehedidn'tgetlost.
GORDO:
Hey,Lizzie,doyouknowthatguy?
MIRANDA:
Isn'titkindofdarktobewearingsunglasses?
LIZZIE:
Guys,that'sFrankie.Frankie,overhere!
(screaming)
TOONLIZZIE:
Oh,Ibetthat'swhyhe'swearingadisguise.
LIZZIE:
Wehavetogohelphim!
Excu....Move!
(groans)(gasps)
GODO:
Wecan'tgothrough.Howaboutwegounder?
MIRANDA:
Butthesearenewpants.
LIZZIE:
MirandaFrankieisstuckinthere.
GORDO:
Igothim!
Oh,you'renotFrankie.Ow,ow....(splat)(gasps)
MIRANDA:
Okay.Eww,eww,Ihatefamouspeople.
LIZZIE:
Frankie!
(gasps)Oh!
Thatcannotbegood.
MIRANDA:
(groans)Okay,nowwhat?
LIZZIE:
Okaysincewecannotgounderwe'rejustgoingtohavetogothrough.We'llformahumanchainandthat'showwe'llgethimout.
TOONLIZZIE:
Oh,isthatall?
LIZZIE:
Move!
(grunting)
LARRY:
Whoo!
(chuckles):
Thankyou,guys.Itwasreallygettinghotinthere.Ididn'tthinkIwasgoingtomakeitoutalive.Hey,IgotFrankie'sautograph!
LIZZIE:
Frankie!
Wehavetosavehim!
Thisisallmyfault.
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