六人行210The One With the Lesbian Wedding.docx
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[atRoss's.CarolandSusanarepickingBenup]
ROSS:
Ok.Here'shisdiaperbag,andhisuh,Mr.Winky,anduh...oh,him.Hi!
CAROL:
Sohowdideverythinggo?
ROSS:
Oh,great.Great.Therewasaprojectile,uh,throwingupincident,buthestartedit.
CAROL:
Well,we'vegottago.
ROSS:
Ok.
SUSAN:
[clearsherthroat]
CAROL:
Oh,right.Um,I'vegotsomenews.It'saboutus.
ROSS:
Oh,youandme?
CAROL:
Uh,no,Susanandme.
SUSAN:
Theotherus.
ROSS:
Ok.
CAROL:
We'reuh,we'regettingmarried.
ROSS:
Asin,"Inowpronounceyouwifeandwife"married?
CAROL:
Anyway,we'dlikeyoutocome,butwetotallyunderstandifyoudon'twantto.
ROSS:
Whywouldn'tIwanttocome?
Ihadfunatthefirstwedding.
CAROL:
LookIjustthoughtthat...
ROSS:
Nonono,Imean,hey,whyshouldn'tIbehappyforyou?
WhatwoulditsayaboutmeifIcouldn'trevelinyourjoy?
I'mrevellingbaby,believeme!
SUSAN:
Isyourfingercaughtinthatchair?
ROSS:
Mmmhmmm.
CAROL:
Wantustogo?
ROSS:
Uh-huh.
[atRachelandMonica's]
ROSS:
Thisissocool.You'reactuallygonnabeontelevision.
JOEY:
Itreallyhitmelastnight.I'mgonnabeonDaysofourLives.AndthenIstartedthinkin'aboutallofu,andhowthesearethedaysofourlives..
MONICA:
Yes!
CarolandSusan'scatererhadamountainbikeaccidentthisweekend,andshe'sinafullbodycast.
ROSS,CHANDLER&JOEY:
Yes!
MONICA:
Theywantmetodoit,whichisreallycool,seeingasI'venevercateredbefore,andIreallyneedthemoney,andthisisn'taproblemforyou,isit?
ROSS:
Woulditmatter?
MONICA:
Oh,youaresogreat!
[kisseshim]Thankyou!
JOEY:
Areyoureallynotgoing?
ROSS:
Iamreallynotgoing.Idon'tgetit.Theyalreadylivetogether,whydotheyneedtogetmarried?
MONICA:
Theyloveeachother,andtheywannacelebratethatlovewiththepeoplethatareclosewiththem.
ROSS:
Ifyouwannacallthatareason.
CHANDLER:
[singingtothetuneofMisterRogers'Neighborhood]Who'sthebitterestmaninthelivingroom,thebitterestmaninthelivingroom?
Hi,neighbor.
MONICA:
Ross,Ithoughtyouwereoverthis.
ROSS:
Look,thathasnothingtodowiththis,ok?
She'smyex-wife.Ifsheweremarryingaguy,noneofyou'dexpectmetobethere.
JOEY:
Hey,ifsheweremarryingaguy,she'dbeliketheworstlesbianever.
RACHEL:
[enteringhurriedly]DidImissit?
DidImissit?
JOEY:
No,I'monrightafterthisguyshootshimself.
CHANDLER:
Whoa,she'spretty.
JOEY:
Yeah,andshe'sreallynicetoo.Shetaughtmeallabouthowtoworkthecameras,andsmell-the-fartacting.
RACHEL:
I'msorry,what?
MONICA:
What?
JOEY:
It'slike,yougotsomanylinestolearnsofast,thatsometimesyouneedaminutetorememberyournextone.Sowhileyou'rethinkin'ofit,youtakethisbigpausewhereyoulookallintense,youknow,likethis.
CHANDLER:
Oh,ok.
JOEY:
There'smyscene,there'smyscene.[Joeyontv]"Mrs.Wallace,I'mDr.DrakeRamoray,yoursister'sneurosurgeon.
MRS.WALLACE:
Isshegonnabeallright?
JOEY:
I'mafraidthesituationismuchworsethanweexpected.Yoursisterissufferingfroma..subcranialhematoma.Perhapswecandiscussthisovercoffee.
CHANDLER:
Nice!
RACHEL:
That'sgreat!
ROSS:
Excellent!
CHANDLER:
ForaminutethereIthoughtyouwereactuallytryin'tosmellsomething.
[MonicaandRachel's]
ROSS:
Thatissogood!
Doitagain!
JOEY:
Allright,allright."DamnitBraverman,it'srightthereonthechart!
"
CHANDLER:
That'sgreat.Allright,Igottagettowork,Igotabigdinosaurbonetoinspect.
ROSS:
Nono,that'sme.
CHANDLER:
Oh,yeah.
ROSS:
Oh,hello.
PHOEBE:
Oh,thanks.Icouldn'tuh...
ROSS:
Iseverythingok?
PHOEBE:
Um,no,huh-uh.Oneofmyclientsdiedonthemassagetabletoday.
ROSS:
Ohmygod.
CHANDLER:
That'salittlemorerelaxedthanyouwantthemtoget.
PHOEBE:
Yeah,um,shewas82yearsold.Hernamewasum,Mrs.Adelman.
MONICA:
Oh,honey.
PHOEBE:
Yeah,it'sjustsostrange.Imean,sheprobablywokeuptodayandthought,"ok,I'llhavesomebreakfast,andthenI'lltakealittlewalk,andthenI'llhavemymassage."LittledidsheknowGodwasthinking,"Ok,butthat'sit."Oh,buttheweirdestthingwas,ok,Iwascleansingheraurawhenshedied,andwhenthespiritleftherbody,Idon'tthinkitwentveryfar.
RACHEL:
Whatdoyoumean?
PHOEBE:
Ithinkitwentintome.
[EveryonetakesastepbackfromPhoebe]
[CentralPerk]
MONICA:
God,thisissohard.Ican'tdecidebetweenlamborduck.
CHANDLER:
Well,ofcourse,lambsarescarier.Otherwisethemoviewould'vebeencalledSilenceoftheDucks.
RACHEL:
Ok,whoorderedwhat?
ROSS:
Oh,IbelieveIhadthehalf-drunkcappuccinowiththelipstickontherim.
CHANDLER:
Yes,andthiswiththecigarettebuttinit,isthatdecaf?
RACHEL:
Ohgod.
JOEY:
Ican'tbelieveyou'resouptightaboutyourmomcomin'.
RACHEL:
Iknow,butit'sjustit'sthefirsttime,andIjustdon'twanthertothinkthatbecauseIdidn'tmarryBarry,thatmylifeistotalcrap,youknow?
PHOEBE:
[Mrs.Adelman'svoice]Talkaboutcrap.TrylisteningtoStellaNiedmantellthestoryofherandRodSteigerforthehundredthtime.
JOEY:
Uh,Pheebs,howlongdoyouthinkthislady'llbewithus?
PHOEBE:
Idon'tknow.Imean,sheobviouslyhassomekindofunfinishedbusiness.[Mrs.Adelman'svoice]Situp!
MRS.GREEN:
[entering]Theresheis.
RACHEL:
Mom!
MRSGREEN:
Sweetie!
Sothisiswhereyouwork?
Oh,it'swonderful!
Isitalivingroom?
Isitarestaurant?
Whocantell?
ButIguessthat'sthefun.
RACHEL:
Prettymuch.
MRSGREEN:
Monica!
Youlookgorgeous!
LasttimeIsawyou,itwaseatorbeeaten.
RACHEL:
ThisisJoey,andPhoebe,andthisisChandler,andyourememberRoss.
MRSGREEN:
Ohhello,Ross.
ROSS:
Hi,Mrs.Green.[Hegetsuptoshakeherhand,butsheignoreshim.]
MRSGREEN:
So,whatdoyouthinkofmydaughterintheapronwiththebigjob?
RACHEL:
OhMom!
MRSGREEN:
Ifyoudidn'tpourthecoffee,noonewouldhaveanythingtodrink.
CHANDLER:
Believeme,sometimesthathappens.
MRSGREEN:
Thisisjustsoexciting.Youknow,Ineverworked.Iwentstraightfrommyfather'shousetothesororityhousetomyhusband'shouse.Iamjustsoproudofyou.
RACHEL:
Really?
MRSGREEN:
Yes.
PHOEBE:
Iknowwhoitisyouremindmeof.EvelynDermer.'Course,that'sbeforeshegotthelousyfacelift.NowshelookslikeSoupySales.
JOEY:
Pheebs,who'sEvelynDermer?
PHOEBE:
Idon'tknow.Who'sSoupySales?
[atRachelandMonica's
MRSGREEN:
Ohmygod,there'sanunattractivenudemanplayingthecello.
RACHEL:
Yeah,welljustbegladhe'snotplayingasmallerinstrument.
MRSGREEN:
[laughing]Youhavesomelifehere,sweetie.
RACHEL:
Iknow.AndMom,IrealizeyouandDaddywereupsetwhenIdidn'tmarryBarryandgetthebighouseinthesuburbswithallthesecurityandeverything,butthisisjustsomuchbetterforme,youknow?
MRSGREEN:
Ido.Youdidn'tloveBarry.AndI'veneverseenyouthishappy.IlookatyouandIthink,oh,thisiswhatIwant.
RACHEL:
For...me.
MRSGREEN:
Well,notjustforyou.
RACHEL:
Well,whatdoyoumean?
MRSGREEN:
I'muh,consideringleavingyourfather.
MONICA:
[entering]Allright.Tellmeifthisistoocute.Lesbianwedding,chickenbreasts.
RACHEL:
Ohgod.IthinkI'mgonnabesick.
MONICA:
Why?
It'snotlikeI'mputtinglittlenipplesonthem.
ROSS:
Andyouhadnoideatheyweren'tgettingalong?
RACHEL:
None.
JOEY:
Theydidn'tfightalot?
RACHEL:
No!
Theydidn'teventalktoeachother.God,howwasIsupposedtoknowtheywerehavingproblems?
PHOEBE:
[Mrs.Adelman'svoice]Inmyday,divorcewasnotanoption.
JOEY:
Hey,lookwho'sup.
RACHEL:
Ijustcan'tbelievethisishappening.Imean,whenIwaslittle,everybody'sparentsweregettingdivorced.IjustfiguredasagrownupIwouldn'thavetoworryaboutthis.
MONICA:
Isthereanychancethatyoucanlookatthisasflattering?
Imean,she'sdoingitbecauseshewantstobemorelikeyou.
RACHEL:
Well,then,youknow,couldn'tshehavejustcopiedmyhaircut?
CHANDLER:
Youknow,it'sfunnywhenmyparentsgotdivorced,theysentmetothisshrink,andshetoldmethatallkidshaveatendencytoblamethemselves.Butinyourcaseit'sactuallykindatrue.
PHOEBE:
That'shim.
CHANDLER:
Damn.Mymailordergrandfatherhasn'tcomeyet.
MRA:
Phoebe?
PHOEBE:
Yes,hi,Mr.Adelman.Thanksformeetingme.
MRA:
Oh,that'sallright,althoughyoudidcutintomybusydayofsitting.
PHOEBE:
Um,doyouwannasit?
MRA:
Oh,no,please,Ispentmostofmid-morningtryingtostandup.Nowuh,whatcanIdoforyou,mydear?
PHOEBE:
Idon'tknowhowtosaythis,butIthinkwhenyourwife'sspiritleftherbody,itum,kindofstuckaroundinme.
MRA:
You'resaying,mywifeisinyou?
PHOEBE:
Yeah.Ok,youdon'thavetobelievemebutum,canyouthinkofanyunfinishedbusinessshemighthavehad,likeanyreasonshe'dbehangingaround?
MRA:
Well,Idon'tknowwhattotellyoudear.TheonlythingIcanthinkofisthatshealwaysusedtosaythatbeforeshedied,shewantedtoseeeverything.
PHOEBE:
Everything?
MRA:
Everything.
PHOEBE:
Whoa,that'salotofstuff.
MRA:
Oh,wait,Iremember,shealsosaidshewantedtosleepwithmeonelasttime.
PHOEBE:
I'msorry,there'slaughinginmyhead.
MRA:
[toJoey]Worthashot,huh?
[Joeynodsandshrugs.]
MRSGREEN:
Lookatthis.
RACHEL:
ThesearefromHalloweenthreeyearsago.
MRSGREEN:
Oh,look,here'sBarry.Didhehavetocomestraightfromtheoffice?
RACHEL:
No,thatwashiscostume.See,he'sactuallyanorthodontist,buthecameasaregulardentist.
MONICA:
Um,youguys,youknowwhenIsaidbefore,"thankyou,butIdon'treallyneedyourhelp"?
RACHEL:
Actually,whatIthinkyousaidwas,"don'ttou
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