南方公园 第一季第4集英文.docx
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南方公园第一季第4集英文
Episode104-BigGayAl'sBigGayBoatRide
Cast
Kyle
Stan
Cartman
Kenny
Sparky
Sylvester
Clyde
Rex
Chef
Pip
Bill
Faussey
Jimbo
Ned
Carl,ExplosivesExpert
Mr.Garrison
Mr.Hat
Jesus
Enrique
FrankHammond
Phil
BigGayAl
RichardStamos
[BusStop]
Kyle:
Hey,where'stheschoolbus?
We'regonnabelateforfootballpractice.[adogwalksuptotheboys]
Stan:
Hiya,Sparky.
Kyle:
[looking]Who'sthat?
Stan:
That'smynewdogSparky.Hefollowedmetothebusstop.
Kyle:
Wow!
Cool!
Stan:
Gooddog,Sparky.Who'smybestbuddy?
Who'stheboy?
Who'sthebuddy?
Cartman:
Eh.You'remakingmesick,dude.
Stan:
He'spartDobermanandpartwolf.He'sthetoughestdogonthemountain.
Cartman:
Noway.EverybodyknowsthatSylvesteristhetoughestdoginSouthPark.
Sylvester:
Arrrrrr
Stan:
He'snotmeanerthanSparky.
Cartman:
Ohyeah,let'ssee.Hey,Sylvester.[hecomesover]
Stan:
Sparky'llkickhisass.
Cartman:
I'llputadollaronSylvester.
Kyle:
You'reon,dude.[SylvesterstartsafterSparky.Bothdogsgrowl]
Stan:
That'sit,Sparky!
Kickhisass!
[SparkylungesafterSylvesterandoutofview.Aggresivepantingcanbeheard.Theboysstandthere,shocked]
Cartman:
Heh,he'sdoingsomethingtohisass.He'snotkickinghisass,buthe'sdefinitelydoingsomethingtohisass.
Stan:
Sparky,baddog!
Kenny:
(OhmyGod,Ithinkthey'rescrewing.)
Stan:
What?
!
Cartman:
Yeahdude,Ithinkyourdogisgay.
Stan:
Whatdoyoumean?
Cartman:
Thatdogisagayhomosexual.
Stan:
[looksbacktostudythesituation,then匽He'sjustconfused.
Kyle:
Ithinktheotherdog'stheonethat'sconfused.
Kenny:
(No,checkhispenis)[Kylesmiles]
Stan:
Sick,shutupdude.[SparkypantshappilywhileSylvesterslinksaway]
Cartman:
Stan'sdog'sahomo.Stan'sdog'sahomo.[thebuspullsup]
[FootballField,sideline]
Chef:
Okaychildren,Iknowthatyou'reallextremelyexcitedandnervousandanxiousaboutthehomecominggameagainsttheMiddlePark.
Kyle:
Who'sMiddlePark?
Cartman:
What'shomecoming?
Chef:
ButjustrememberwhatItaughtyou.Thatfootballislikemakinglovetoareeeeeallybeautifulwoman.Youcan'talwaysscore,butwhenyoudo,itmakesallthetryingworthwhile.[Silence]Now,let'sstartpractice.[blowshiswhistle,andthekidshitthefield]
Pip:
Uh,Mr.Chefsir?
Chef:
YesPip,whatisit?
Pip:
Well,Istilldon'thaveahelmet.
Chef:
IknowPip,theschoolcan'taffordhelmetsforeverybody.
Pip:
Yes,but,couldn'twerotatewhodoesn'thaveahelmeteveryweek?
Doesitalwayshavetobeme?
Chef:
YesPip,I'mafraiditdoes.
Pip:
Oh.
Chef:
Sorryson,nowgetyourassinthere.
[Ontheplayingfield]
Stan:
Hut-hut-hut-hut-hut--hut.hut.hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hut.
Chef:
[impatiently]Hikethedamnball!
[CartmanhikestheballoverStan'shead.Stanchasesitdown.KylerunsintoPip,openingamajorgashonPip'shead.]
Pip:
Aaaaaaaargh!
Jimbo:
[arrivingwithNed]Hey,how'spracticecomingthereChef?
Chef:
[distracted]Huh?
Ohfine,fine.
Jimbo:
Idon'thavetoremindyoujusthowimportantthisgameistousSouthParkAlumni.
Chef:
Elementaryschoolalumni?
Jimbo:
That'sasfarasmostofusgot.YouthinkwehaveashotatbeatingthespreadagainstMiddleParkthisyear?
Chef:
Idon'tknow.Wwha,what'sthespread?
Jimbo:
MiddleParkby70points.
Chef:
Hmmm.[lookstowardsthefield,whereKennytacklesCartman,causinghimtodroptheball]Idon'tthinkwehaveachance.
Jimbo:
Nonsense!
Notwithmynephewatquarterback.RightStanley?
Stan:
[turningtoseehisunclejustasCartmanhikes]Huh?
[theballhitshimonthesideofthehead.HepicksitupandthrowstoKyle]
Jimbo:
Thattaboy.
Chef:
GreatpassStan.
Jimbo:
ComeonNed,wegottagetourassestothebookie.
[Onsidelineafterpractice]
Chef:
Okay.Thatwasagoodpracticechildren.We'llseeyouhereagaintomorrow.
Kyle:
HeyStan,isn'tthatyourdog?
Stan:
Yeah,hemusthavefollowedmetofootballpractice.Yousee,heissmart.
Clyde:
Ah,mydogRexfollowsmetofootballpracticeallthetime.
Stan:
Yeah,butmydogfoundhisownwayhere.Thatmakeshimsmarterthanyour-[SeesSparkylungeafterRex]Sparky,getdown!
Clyde:
OhmyGod!
Whatishedoingtomydog?
Cartman:
Therehegoesagain.
Stan:
GetdownSparky!
Down!
Cartman:
Stanforgottomentionthathisdogisagayhomosexual.
Clyde:
Makehimstop!
Rex:
[movingawaywithhistailbetweenhislegs]Yipeyipeyipeyipeyipeyipeyipeyipe!
Faussey:
[passesbylaughing,withBill]I'msuregladmydogisn'tgay.
Bill:
Yeah,maybeyoushouldnameyourdogSparkette,Stan.
Faussey:
Gaydog.[Thebullieswalkawaylaughing,whileSparkywalksuppanting]
[Mr.Garrison'sClassroom.Footballpracticemusthavebeeninthemorning]
Cartman:
匒ndsoyousee,Simon&Simonwerenotbrothersinreallife,onlyontelevision.
Mr.Garrison:
ThankyouforthatpresentationEric,buttheassignmentwasonAsiancultures.Yougeta"D-".
Cartman:
Ah,damnit!
Mr.Garrison:
WhoshouldwecallonnextMr.Hat?
Mr.Hat:
Well,howaboutStan,ourlittleSouthParkquarterbackstar?
Mr.Garrison:
Oh,goodidea.OkayStanley,you'renext.
Stan:
Um,I'mnotreallypreparedeither.
Mr.Garrison:
Well,justmakesomethingup,likeEricdid.
Stan:
Okay,uh.Asianculturehas,plaguedourfragileearthformanyyears.Wemustendit-
Mr.Garrison:
Excellent."A-".
Cartman:
Eeyy!
Stan:
Wow,cool!
Cartman:
Waitaminute,whythehelldoeshegetan"A-"?
Mr.Garrison:
Eric,StanleyjustmightleadourteamtovictoryagainsttheMiddleParkCowboysforthefirsttimeindecades.Andwetreatstarathletesbetter'causethey'rebetterpeople.
Cartman:
That'snotfair!
Mr.Hat:
Lifeisn'tfairkiddo,getusedtoit.
Cartman:
Stupidpuppet.[Dismissalbellrings]
Mr.Garrison:
Don'tforgetyourassignmentstonightchildren,they'reduetomorrowforeverybodybutStan.
Stan:
[aseveryoneleaves]Mr.Garrison,canIaskyouaquestion?
Mr.Garrison:
WellofcourseStanley,whatisit?
Stan:
What'sa-homosexual?
Mr.Garrison:
Hoh,well,Stanley,Iguessyoucametotherightperson.Sitdown.[Stansits]Stanley,gaypeople厀ell-gaypeopleareevil.Evilrightdowntotheircoldblackhearts,whichpumpnotbloodlikeyoursandmine,butratherathick,vomitousoilthatoozesthroughtheirrottenveinsandclotsintheirpea-sizedbrainswhichbecomesthecauseoftheirNaziesquepatternsofviolentbehavior.Doyouunderstand?
Stan:
Iguess.
Mr.Garrison:
Good,I'mgladwecouldhavethislittletalkStanley.Nowyougooutsideandpracticefootballlikeagoodlittleheterosexual.
[Busstop.Thekidsgetoffthebus]
Cartman:
Youguysseemeblockthatdefensetoday,Iwaskickingass.
Kyle:
You'regonnaneedtokickmoreassthanthattobeattheCowboys.
Cartman:
Hey,speakingofpoundingass,herecomesStan'slittlehomodog.
Stan:
Shutupdude!
[Sparkycomesuppantingwithapinkscarfon]Sparky,where'dyougetthatpinkscarf?
Sparky:
Bark,bark.
Cartman:
Man,thatisthegayestdogI'veeverseen.
Stan:
Hejustneedssometraining,that'sall.SitSparky.[Sparkysits]Goodboy,nowshake.[Sparkyshakes.]Gooodboy.Now,don'tbegay.[waitingforthecomandtosinkin]Don'tbegaySpark.Don'tbegay.[SparkylooksatStanwithconfusionandgrowls]
Kyle:
Diditwork?
Stan:
Idon'tknow.
Cartman:
Hestilllooksprettygaytome.
Bill:
Huh,huh.
Faussey:
HeyStan,yourdogbeentoanyPridemarcheslately?
Bill:
Huhhuh,meh,yeah,maybeyoushouldtakehimtoaBarbaraStreisandconcert.[Theylaugh]Stupidlittlegaydog.
Faussey:
Gaydog.
Stan:
Comeonyouguys,Ihaveanidea.
SPORTS
BOOK
$
[NedandJimboenter.Twobig-screenmonitorsshowhorseraces.Oneofthefivesmallerscreensaboveshowaraceaswell]
PLACEBETSNOW
Jimbo:
Iwant$500ontheSouthParkCows.
Bookie:
Areyoucrazy?
Jimbo:
Nosiree.I'mtellingyou,Igottheline.MynephewStanisthebestquarterbacktheschoolhaseverseen.Iguaranteethey'llbeatthespread.
Gambler1:
IwanttoputallmymoneyontheCows.
Gambler2:
Duh,duh,IthinkI'llput300ontheCowstoo.
Gambler3:
Hey,IwanttoputsomemoneyontheCowstoo.
LadyGambler1:
Igot500ontheCows.
LadyGambler2:
Well,I'llputmymoneyontheCows.
Jimbo:
Whoa,whoa,whoa.Don'tgettoocarriedawaynow,Iiii.
Gambler4:
YoubetterberightaboutthisJimbo.
Jimbo:
Hehe,yeah.Don't,don'tworryyourself.
Ned:
AreyousureStanisthatgood?
Jimbo:
Notthatsure.Ithinkwebettercomeupwithabackupplan.Uhh,let'sseehere.Hey,bookie!
Wha,what'sthehalftimeshowgonnabe?
Bookie:
Youhaven'theard?
!
JohnStamos'olderbrotherRichardStamosisgonnasingLovingYou.
Ned:
Ilovethatsong.
Jimbo:
LovingYou?
That'sperfect!
ComeonNed,MiddlePark'sgonnagetaHalftimeshowthey'llneverforget.
[InfrontofStan'shouse,alargecratesitsnexttothekids.]
Stan:
OkaySparky,wegotyouapresent.Nowwhydon't-[noticesapinkscarfonSparky]DamnitSparky,wheredoyoukeepgettingthisthing?
!
[grabsthescarf]NopinkbandanasSparky,baddog!
Nowpayattention.Sparky,thisisFifi.[thecrateopensandFifi,aFrenchpoodle,comesout]
Kyle:
Oolala[Fifisniffssome.Sparkystartsfollowingher]
Cartman:
Therehegoes.
Stan:
AttaboySpark,gether.[Sparkygoesforit]Yes!
[SparkythrowsFifi'scollarintotheair,
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