经典美剧《老友记》第五季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx
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经典美剧《老友记》第五季第五集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
Monica?
Whattimeisit?
Nine.
Butit'sdarkout.
That'sbecauseyoualwayssleeptillnoon,silly.
Thisiswhatninelookslike.
IguessI'llgetwashedupthen.
Watchthatsunrise.
I'mgettingtiredofalwayssneakingaround.
Metoo.Whatifwewentawayfortheweekend?
Nointerruptions.
Wecouldbenakedtheentiretime.
Allweekend?
That'sawholelotofnaked.
I'llsayIhaveaconferenceandyoucanhaveachefthing.
IwantedtogotothisculinaryfairinJersey!
Okay.Youknowyou'renot,though.
-Let'sgo.-Okay.Wait.
WhataboutJoey?
TheOnewiththeKips
rainystar压制iPod-MP4
I'mgoingtoaculinaryfairinJerseythisweekend.
Howweird!
Chandlerjustsaidhe'sgotaconferencethere.
That'sfunny.SeemslikeChandler'sconferencecould'vebeen...
...inConnecticutorVermont.
I'mnotinchargeofwheretheconferenceisheld.
Doyouwantpeopletothinkit'sfake?
It'sarealconference.
-lsRachelhere?
-No,she'soutshopping.
-Damn!
-What'sgoingon?
ItoldEmilytocome.
AndIjustneedto,youknow,talktoRachelaboutit.
Waitaminute.
WhenEmilycomes,youwon'tseeRachelanymore?
I'mfocusingonthe"Igettoseemywife"part...
...andnotonthepartthatmakesmedothis.
Soyou'llneverbeinaroomtogether?
Howwillthatevenwork?
Ihavenoidea.Imean....
ButIassureyou,Iwillfigureitout.
Itdoesn'tseemlikeit'llwork.
Hi,guys.
嘿
What'sgoingon?
We'reflippingMonica'smattress.
SoI'mthinking,basically,wepickitupandthenweflipit.
That'sbetterthanmyway.
Heyguys,wouldyouflipminetoo?
Oh,man.
Oh,look!
Aletterfrommymom.
So,Rach?
YouknowhowEmily'scoming?
Oh,yeah.Iknow.
Canyouhearanything?
Yeah,somebodyjustsaid,"Canyouhearanything?
"
Hey,Joey'sass.
Whatareyoudoing?
Rememberwhentheyfoughtandbrokeup...
...andwewerestuckhereallnightwithnofood?
WhenRosssaid"Rachel"atthewedding,Ifiguredit'dhappenagain.
SoIhidthisinhere.
Candybars,crosswordpuzzles....
MadLibs!
Mine!
-Okay,"Nameofsomeoneinroom."
Comeon,seriously.
Whatdoyougotinhere?
Magazines,Doritos
Condoms?
Youdon'tknowhowlongwe'llbeinhere.
WemayhavetorepopulatetheEarth.
Andcondomsarethewaytodothat?
Anyway,itallboilsdowntothis.
-ThelasttimeItalkedtoEmily-Oh,myGod!
Ourdogdied!
-What?
-Oh,myGod!
LaPooh,ourdog!
LaPooh'sstillalive?
Sorry.
Itsayshewashitbyanicecreamtruckanddraggedfor...
...nineteenblocks!
-Oh,myGod.-Sweetie,weheardyoucrying.
-Pleasedon'tcry.-It'sLaPooh!
Iknow,it'sLaPoohrightnowbutit'llgetbetter.
Ican'tbelieveit!
We'rehere!
Chocolatesonthepillows!
Ilovethat!
YoushouldlivewithJoey.Roloseverywhere.
Thisissogreat.Noone'sgonnabotherus.
Andwe'regonnadoit.
I'mgonnadoitwithMonica!
Chandler,stopyellingthatyouandIaregonnadoit!
-I'llberightback.-Okay.
Oh,yes!
Getinhere.There'sahigh-speedcarchaseon!
We'reswitchingrooms.
Oh,dearGod!
Theygaveusglasses!
Theglasseshavelipstickonthem.
Whoknowswhatelsetheydidn'tchange?
Youwannaswitchroomsbecausetheydidn'tswitchtheglasses?
Ididn'twannasayanything,butthecarpetsmellstoo.
Iwantthisweekendtobeperfect.Wecanchangerooms,can'twe?
Okay,butlet'sdoitnow.ChopperFivejustlostitsfeed!
Forgetit.
YouknowhowtherewassomethingIwantedtotalktoyouabout?
Oh,yeah.
I'mtryingtoworkthingsoutwithEmily.
Well,there'sthis...
...onething.
Heregoes.
Imadeapromisethat
-What?
-Yournoseisbleeding.
-Oh,God!
-You'rebleeding.
Oh,notagain.Thishappenedwhenmygrandfatherdied.
Sorry.
Gross.
Okay.SoI'msorry.Whatdidyouwanttotellme?
Sorry.Sorry.
Ican'tseeyouanymore.
Iknow,it'sridiculous.Ican'tseeyou,either.Allright.
I'mjustgonnagoshoveabunchoftissuesinmynose.
Hey,doyouwannatellmewhileIdothat?
I'mgood.
-Ithinkyou'lllikethisroommore.-Okay,great.
Theysayhe'sonlygothalfatankleft.
Halfatank?
Stilllotsofhigh-speedchasingtodo!
-I'llbethe'sheadingforCanada.-Theyalwaysdo.
-We'reswitchingroomsagain.-What?
Why?
Thishasagardenview.Wepaidforanoceanview.
Ourlastocean-viewroomwasunacceptabletoyou.
-Thecarpetsmelled.-Likeocean?
No,likefeet.
Excuseme.CanItalktoyouoverhereforjustasecond?
钱德来了
Theseclownswanttotakeusforaride.Iwon'tletthem.
We'renotacoupleofsuckers.
Ihearyou,Mugsy.
Alltheseroomsarefine.
JustpickonesoIcanwatchthe
Haveaperfect,magicalweekendtogetherwithyou?
Oh,man,healmosthitagastruck.
DoyoueverwatchBaywatch?
-ThisoneIlike.-Nothing.Nothing.It'sover.Damnit!
Thisisregularlyscheduledprogramming!
-Iwantedtoseethemtalktohisneighbors.-Well,I'mstandingrighthere...
-...youcouldtalktome.-Youdidn'tknowhim.
CanweturntheTVoff?
Dowereallywanttospendtheweekendlikethis?
AmIgettinginthewayoftheroom-switchingfun?
Don'tblamemefortonight.
WhoshouldIblame?
Thenicebellman?
Ortheidiotwhothoughthecoulddrive...
...fromAlbanytoCanadaonhalfatankofgas?
Donotspeakillofthedead.
We'resupposedtobespendingaromanticweekendtogether.
What'sthematter?
Ijustwanttowatchalittletelevision.
Jeez,relax,Mom.
Whatdidyousay?
Isaid,"Jeez,relax,Mon."
Youknowwhat,Chandler?
Youlikefastgetaways?
Watchthis.
Idon'tlikefastgetaways,Ilikecarchases.
-Hey,what'sup?
-Hey.
I'vebeenwantingtotellyousomethingandIjusthavetogetitout.
Okay.What'sup?
Okay,beforeItellyouIjusthavetoknow...
...isyournoseokay?
Arealltheotherfamilypetsingoodhealth?
Well,Davey'sstillpiningafterLaPooh...
...but,youknow,he'satoughlittleturtle.
Youknowhowyousaidtodowhateverittakestofixmymarriage?
Yeah,ItoldyoutogiveEmilywhatevershewants.
Andwhilethatwasgoodadvice,youshouldknowthatwhatshewants...
...isformenottoseeyouanymore.
That'scrazy!
Youcan'tdothat.Whatareyougoingtotellher?
Oh,myGod!
You'vealreadyagreedtothis.
It'sawful,Iknow.
ButIhavetodothisifIwantmymarriagetowork.
AndIdo.Ihavetomakethismarriagework.Ihaveto.
Butthegoodthingis,wecanstillseeeachotheruntilshegetshere.
Luckyme!
Oh,myGod!
Thatisgoodnews,Ross!
That'sthebestnewsI'veheardsinceLaPoohdied!
Youhavenoideawhatanightmarethishasbeen.Thisissohard.
Oh,yeah,really?
Isit,Ross?
-Letmemakethiseasierforyou.-Whatareyoudoing?
-Stormingout.-It'syourapartment.
Yeah?
Well,that'showmadIam!
DamnRolos!
You'reback!
Howwasyourconference?
Itwasterrible.Ifoughtwithmycolleaguestheentiretime.
Areyoukiddingwiththis?
Soyourweekendwasabust?
No,IgottoseeDonaldTrumpwaitingforanelevator.
Youknow,attheTajMahalhehashisownprivateglasselevator.
That'sright.MadebyOtisElevators.
Andtheydon'tusuallydoglass.
Whatkindsofstuffdoyouknow?
You'rebacktoo.
CouldItalktoyouforasecond?
-Howwasyourchefthing?
-ltwasawful.
Somepeopledon'tappreciategoodfood.
Maybethefoodtastedgoodatfirst...
...butthenmadeeverybodyvomitandhavediarrhea.
钱德摩妮卡
Howmuchwastheroom?
I'llpaymyhalf.
Fine.$300.
$300?
Justthinkofitas$25perroom.
Whatareyouguyswoofingabout?
Chandlerstolea20frommypurse!
不会吧?
Iwasonlystealingitback,theonethatshestolefromme.
Stealingandnowlying.
Youknowwhat?
NowthatIthinkaboutit...
...Iconstantlyfindmyselfwithout20s,andyou...
...alwayshavelots.
Youshould'veseenthelookonherface.
Idon'twantRacheltohateme.Idon'tknowwhattodo.
-Youwantmyadvice?
-Yes.Please.
-Youwon'tlikeit.-That'sokay.
Yougotmarriedtoofast.
-That'snotadvice.-Itoldyou.
I'mgoingtothebathroom.
Ifanyoneaskedmetogiveupanyofyou,Icouldn'tdoit.
Meneither.
MaybeIcoulddoit.
嗨嗨,瑞秋
IknowyouguysheardaboutmeandRoss.
ButI'vebeenobsessingaboutitandwouldlovenottotalkaboutit.
Idon'tknowifthisfallsunderthatcategory...
...butRossisrightbackthere.
-That'snotRoss.-Notthatguy.
Hedoeslooklikehim,though.
Rossisinthebathroom.
Oh,myGod!
It'shappening.It'salreadystarted.I'mKip.
Yeah,you'renotKip.
DoyouevenknowwhoKipis?
Whocares?
You'reRachel.
Who'sKip?
Myoldroommate.Weallhungouttogether.
Oh,thatpoorbastard.
Youtoldmethestory.HeandMonicadated.
Whentheybrokeup,youallpromisedyou'dstayhisfriend.
Andwhathappened?
Hegotphasedout.
-Youwon'tbephasedout.-OfcourseIam.
Itwon'thappentoRoss.He'syourbrother,yourcollegeroommate.
Kipdidn'tevenhavetobeKip.Wehandledthatallwrong.
Itwasalongtimeago.
Anditwasbeforeyouandmewerearound.Theydidn'tknowwhattheyweredoing.
Chandlerhadamustache,forcryingoutloud.
Itwasjustamatteroftime.
IjustassumedPhoebewouldbetheonetogo.
Youlivefaraway,you'renotrelated.
Youliftrightout.
Hey,Mr.Bing.
Thathotelyoustayedatcalled.
Someoneleftaneyelashcurlerinyourroom.
Yes,thatwasmine.
Ifiguredyoumetagirlandsheleftit.
Thatwouldhavemademoresense.
Idon'tevenfeellikeIknowyouanymore.
Allright,I'mjustgoingtoaskyouthisonetime.
Whateveryousay,I'llbelieveyou.
Wereyouorwereyounot...
...onagaycruise?
菲比
I'msorryaboutthewhole"liftingout"thing.
Yougottacomewithme.
-Where?
-WhereverIgo.
Youandme,we'llstartanewgroup.We'rethebestones.
Okay,buttrytogetJoeytoo.
Phoebe,doyoumindiflspeaktoRachelalone?
Sure.
Bye,Ross.
Forever.
嗨
Whyareyouhere?
Isn'tthisagainsttherules?
ItalkedtoM
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