六人行中英对照1004 The One With The Cake.docx
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六人行中英对照1004 The One With The Cake.docx
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六人行中英对照1004TheOneWithTheCake
1004TheOneWithTheCake
[Scene:
CentralPerk]
Monica:
(sheenters)Heyguys!
Ross,RachelandChandler:
Hey!
Chandler:
Honey,IgotusthatroomattheWoodfordInnthisweekend.
Monica:
ThatplaceinVermont?
Youcantakeahint!
Rachel:
Wait,youcan'tgoawaythisweekend!
It'sEmma'sbirthday!
Ross:
Yeah!
Rachel:
We'rehavingaparty.
Monica:
Well,can'tyoujusthavethepartywhenwegetback?
Ross:
No.
Rachel:
No,thatday...thatwon'tbeherrealbirthday!
Chandler:
Geeifonlyshewereoneandhadnoideawhatthehellabirthdaywas!
Ross:
C'monyouguys,thisisreallyimportanttous.
Monica:
Well,I'msorry,butChandlerandIcouldreallyuseaweekendaway.Youknow,toreconnect...emotionally.
Chandler:
There'sthisthingIreallywantustodo.IreadaboutitinMaxim...
Rachel:
Well,can'tyoujustgotoVermontthenextday?
Ross:
Yeah,wewanteveryonetobethere.AsmuchasIhatetodelayyourdoingweirdsexstufftomylittlesister.
Rachel:
AndImean,youknow,youguys...Thisisabigdeal.Imean,howcanwehaveherfirstbirthdaypartywithoutherauntandheruncle!
Monica:
Allright,we'llstay.Wecanjustdriveupaftertheparty.
Chandler:
Fine,butifweendupnotdoingthisMaximthingbecauseofthisparty...
Monica:
Believeme,thatisnotwhywewon'tbedoingthat!
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:
RachelandJoey'sapartment]
Rachel:
YouknowPheebs,whenIwaslittle,onmybirthday,mydaddywouldhideapresentineveryroomofthehouse,andthenhewoulddrawatreasuremaptohelpmefind'emall.
Phoebe:
Oooh,Ilovefamilytraditionslikethat.Whenuhm...whenUrsulaandIwerekids,onourbirthday,ourstepdadwouldsellhisbloodtobuyusfood!
Ross:
(heenters)Heyguys!
RachelandPhoebe:
Hi!
Ross:
Hey,IbroughtthecameraforEmma'svideo.
Rachel:
Oh,good,good!
WehadthisideatomakeabirthdayvideoforEmmaandwe'llgiveittoherwhensheis18.
Phoebe:
Oh,COOL!
!
Wow,it'slikeatimecapsule!
Ross:
Yeah!
Phoebe:
Oh,justthink...she'sgonnabewatchingthatvideoonaTVthathasn'tevenbeeninventedyet!
Withfriendswhorightnowarejustlikebabies!
Andthey'llbelivinginafloatingcitythatthehumansbuilttoescapetheantpeople!
Ross:
That'sthehope!
So,isEmmaawakeyet?
Rachel:
Ohno,it'sstillnaptime.Butshe'llbeupsoon.
Ross:
Ah,andwhereisJoey?
Rachel:
Isaidit'sstillnaptime.
(Joeycomesoutfromhisroom,yawning)
Ross:
(tapingJoeywiththecam)Hey,thereisuncleJoey!
Joey:
Hey!
Ross:
Hey,saysomethingtoEmmaonher18thbirthday!
Joey:
18,uh?
(startstopreparehimselftosayhis"HowYouDoin'"line)
Ross:
Joey,NO!
Joey:
What,what!
?
it'sforherhotfriends!
Ross:
Whentheyseethisyou'llbe52!
Joey:
Andstartingtothinkaboutsettlingdown!
Rachel:
HeyJoey,willyoupleasesetthisupforpeopletoputEmma'spresentson?
Joey:
I'dloveto!
Yeah!
Joey:
(ToPhoebe)Weweresupposedtobringpresents?
Phoebe:
Yeah!
IwroteEmmaasong.
Joey:
Oh,yeah!
HowwasIsupposedtoknow?
Phoebe:
Joey,it'sabirthdayparty.
Joey:
Yeah,butforaone-year-old.What'sthepoint...theotherdayshelaughedforlikeanhouratacup.JustacupwithapictureofElmoonitdressedasafarmer.Andhe'sstandingnexttothiscowandthecowsays"El-moo"!
(Joeystartslaughing)Yeah...that'safunnycup!
(MonicaandChandlerenter)
Monica:
Hey!
Chandler:
Heyhey!
Where'sthebirthdaygirl?
Rachel:
Oh,she'sstillnapping
Chandler:
Oh,sure,shewasprobablyupallnight,excitedaboutthepartysheknowsishappening.
Rachel:
Look,IknowthatyouguysreallywanttogettoVermontandthisisn'tareallybigdealtoyou,butitreallyistous,ok?
Emmawillneverhaveafirstbirthdayagain.
Monica:
Allright...you'reright.We'resorry.Nowlet'swakeupEmmaandgetthefuntimestarted!
Rachel:
Noreally,shedidn'tsleepwelllastnight,sowecan'twakeherup.
Monica:
Areyoufreakingkiddingme,Green?
(someoneknocksonthedoor.Rachelgoestoopenit)
JackandJudy:
HI!
Ross:
(pointsthecamcordertowardsthemtorecordtheirentrance)Hey!
Monica:
Sogladyoucame!
Jack:
Ican'tbelieveEmmaisalreadyone!
Judy:
(toMonica)Irememberyourfirstbirthday!
Rosswasjealousofalltheattentionweweregivingyou.Hepulledonhistesticlessohard!
Wehadtotakehimtotheemergencyroom!
Ross:
(pointingthecamcorderathimself)There'ssomethingyoudidn'tknowaboutyourdad!
Joey:
HeyMr.andMrs.Geller!
Letmehelpyouwiththat.
Jack:
Thankyou!
Joey:
Ohman,thisisgreat,uh?
Thethreeofustogetheragain!
Youknowwhatwouldbefun?
IfwegavethispresenttoEmmafromallofus!
Jack:
Whichoneareyou?
(Later...)
Monica:
Ican'tbelieveEmmaisstillasleep!
Chandler:
Iknow,whatarewegonnado?
Monica:
I'vegotaplan.I'vegotaplan.I'mgoingtoramthisplatterreallyhardintoyourribs.You'regonnascreamoutandthat'llwakeherup!
Chandler:
I'mnotgoingtoVermontwiththisMonica!
Joey:
HeyPheebs,youknowwhat?
Iwasthinking...sinceyouwroteasong,maybeIcoulddosomethingforEmmausingmytalents!
Phoebe:
Soyou’regonna...hitonher?
Joey:
No,no,no!
Mytalentsasanactor!
Phoebe:
Oh!
Joey:
Youknow,Icouldlikemaybe...Icoulddoadramaticreadingofoneofherbooks!
Phoebe:
Oryoucouldstickaforkinanapple!
Joey:
Hey,IthinkEmmamightlikeit!
Rachel:
Oh!
Emmamightlikewhat?
Joey:
Um,mypresent!
Rachel:
Whatdidyougether?
Joey:
Actuallywepreparedperformances.
Phoebe:
Separateperformances.
Joey:
Butequallyreal!
Rachel:
Well,thissoundslikefun!
Well,youknowwhat?
Actually?
PeoplearegettingalittleantsywaitingEmmatowakeupfromhernap,sowouldyoumindperformingthemoncenow?
Phoebe:
Sure,yeah!
Joey:
(unconfidently)OK.
Rachel:
(toeverybody)Allright,let’sgetthispartystarted,huh?
JoeyandPhoebearegonnaperformalittlesomethingforus.
Ross:
Oh,great!
Phoebe:
(toJoey)Areyougonnabeembarrassedgoinguptherehavingnothingprepared?
Joey:
Hey,Idoiteveryweekwiththreecameraspointedatmeandawholecrewwaiting!
Rachel:
So,Joey,whatareyougonnadoforus?
Joey:
IwillbedoingadramaticreadingofoneofEmma’sbooks.
Rachel:
Oh,ok,whichone?
Joey:
Uh,why,it’sa...(hepicksabookup)oneofherfavorites,uh,(hereadsthetitleofthebook)“RidingtheStormOut.Copingwithpost-partumdepression”eesh!
(heputsthebookbackandpicksupanother)“Loveyouforever”.Loveyouforever.ByRobertMunsch.PublishedbyFireflybooks.Printed(hepausesandchangesthetonetoadramaticone)inMexico.Amotherheldhernewbabyandveryslowlyrockedhimbackandforth,backandforth,backandforth,andwhilesheheldhimshesang“I’llloveyouforever,I’lllikeyouforalways,aslongasI'mliving,mybabyyou’llbe”.(thepicturefadesandJoeyisnowfinishingthebook).Andwhileherockedher,hesang“I’llloveyouforever,I’lllikeyouforalways,aslongasI'mliving,mybabyyou’llbe”.
Rachel:
(crying)Wow!
Thatwasamazing!
Ross:
Thankyousomuchforthatgift!
Chandler(nearlyweeping):
Iwasnotreadyforthistoday!
Ross:
Amazing...amazing.
Rachel:
Oh,Phoebe,I’msorry!
Phoebehaspreparedsomethingaswell.
Phoebe:
That’sright,I'vepreparedasongforEmma.Frommyhearttohers.Forthere’snogreatergift,thanthegiftofmusic.(shestartssinging)Emma!
Yournameposesadilemma.'CausenotmuchelserhymeswithEmma!
MaybetheactorRichardCrenna,heplayedthecommandingofficerinRambo.HappybirthdayEmma!
Rachel:
Isthatit?
Phoebe:
No,ofcoursenot!
Ialso,youknow,preparedareading(shepicksupabook).“Sexandthesinglemother.(pause)FindingyourG-spot.
Everybody:
No,no,no,no,no!
[Scene:
Joey’sApartment.Rossisfilminghisparents]
Judy:
HelloEmma.Happyeighteenthbirthday.
Jack:
Rightnowthatseemssofaraway,seventeenyears.
Judy:
Yes,you’llbeallgrownupbythen.We’llbe...WellyourgrandfatherandImightnotbehere.
Jack:
That’strue!
Thismessagecouldbecomingtoyoufrombeyondthegrave,Emma!
Judy:
Afterall,myparentsdiedveryyoung.
Jack:
Andmycholesterol’soffthecharts!
Judy:
Remember,Emma,heartdiseasekillswomentoo!
Ross(stopsrecording):
Ok,cut!
Great.Thatwas...thatwasjust...yeah!
Rachel:
Ross,um,don’tforgettogetashotofEmma’scake.It’sinaboxinthefridge.
Ross:
Sure.
Rachel:
Oh,you'regonnalovethiscake.IgotitfromabakeryinNewJersey,Corino’s.
Monica:
OhmyGod,thatplacehasthecreamiestfrosting!
IusetohitchhiketherewhenIwasakid.
Rachel:
Well,anyway,theymakethesegreatnoveltycakes,inalldifferentshapes,andifyougivethemaphoto,they’llcopyitinicing!
Monica:
Oh,didyoudoapictureofEmma?
Rachel:
Yes!
Onacakeshapedlikeabunny.
Ross:
Uh,Rach?
Doesthisbakerybyanychancealsobakeeroticcakes?
Sayforbacheloretteparties?
Rachel:
Ross,whatareyoutalkingabout?
(sheseesthecake)oh!
OhmyGod!
Theyputmybaby’sfaceonapenis!
Phoebe(seesthecake):
oh!
Nowit’saparty!
Rachel:
Whyyouguysthisisn'tfunny,allright?
IfIwantedthiscaketobeadisasterIwouldhavebakeditmyself!
Joey(staringatthecake):
Uh..isitokthatIstillthinkitlooksdelicious?
Judy:
(toJack)Jack,lookatthis.
Jack:
Iknowwhatyou'rethinkingJudy,theresemblanceisuncanny!
Ross:
Iamthisclosetotuggingonmytesticlesagain.
Rachel(onthephone):
No,no,thisisnotwhatIordered.Ok?
IwentallthewaytoNewJerseysothatIcouldhavetheperfectcakeformydaughter’sbirthdayandIneedabunnycake,rightnow!
Ross:
Askthemifitwouldbefasterifwecutthebaby’sfaceoffthepenis,sowecanputitonthebunny.(paus
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