Friends英伦笔记215 The One Where Rachel and Ross You Know.docx

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Friends英伦笔记215TheOneWhereRachelandRossYouKnow

TheOneWhereRachelandRoss...YouKnow

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TranscribedbyJoshuaHodge

MinoradditionsandadjustmentsbyDanSilverstein.

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[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.JoeyandChandlerenterwithChandlercoveringhiseyesandJoeyleadinghim.]

JOEY:

Alright,nopeeking.Nopeeking,nopeeking,nopeeking.

CHANDLER:

Alright,alright,butyoubetterbewearingclotheswhenIopenmyeyes.

JOEY:

Alrightopenyoureyes.[openshiseyestoseetwoblackleatherreclinersandabigscreenTV]

CHANDLER:

Sweetmotherofallthatisgoodandpure.

JOEY:

Huh?

DaysofourLivespickedupmyoption.

CHANDLER:

Congratulations!

JOEY:

Iknow.

chandler:

NowwecanfinallywatchGreenAcresthewayitwasmeanttobeseen.

JOEY:

Uh-huh.

CHANDLER:

Souh,whichoneismine?

JOEY:

Whicheveroneyouwant,man.Whicheveroneyouwant.[Chandlerstartstositinoneofthechairs]Notthatone.

CHANDLER:

[sitsdown]Ohhyes.

JOEY:

[sitsdown]Ohhyeah,that'sthestuff.

CHANDLER:

[reachesforthefootrestlever]Dowedare?

footrestlever（gopic）

JOEY:

Wedare.

BOTH:

[bothextendthefootrests]Aaahhhh.[bothreclinetheirchairs]AAAAHHHHHH.

OPENINGTITLES

[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.ChandlerandJoeyaresittingintheirreclinerswatchingTV.Monica,Ross,andPhoebearethere.]

PHOEBE:

Ican'tbelievetwocowsmadetheultimatesacrificesoyouguyscouldwatchTVwithyourfeetup.

【twocowsmadetheultimatesacrifice：

因为椅子是leather，即牛皮的，所以phoebe会有此一说。

】

CHANDLER:

Welltheywerechair-shapedcows.Theyneverwouldhavesurvivedinthewild.

ROSS:

Thisscreenisamazing,ImeanDickVanDykeispracticallylife-size.

ALL:

Woah!

MONICA:

RoseMariereallybelongsonasmallerscreen,doesn'tshe?

[Rachelenters]

RACHEL:

Hiyouguys.

ALL:

Hey.

RACHEL:

Heyyou.

ROSS:

Heyyou.[theystandtogetherinfrontoftheTV.]

CHANDLERandJOEY:

Woah,hey,yo.[RachelandRossmove]

RACHEL:

So,uh,howwasyourday?

ROSS:

Ohyouknow,prettymuchtheusual,uh,sunshining,birdschirping.

RACHEL:

Really?

Minetoo.

PHOEBE:

Heycool,minetoo.

ROSS:

[beepergoesoff]Yeah,yeah,yeah.Igottogettothemuseum.Soum,I'llseeyoutonight.

RACHEL:

OK.[theygotokissbuteveryone'swatchingsoRossjustkissesheronthetopofherheadandleaves]

ROSS:

Byeguys.

ALL:

Bye.

MONICA:

[walksuptoRachelinfrontoftheTV]Tonight?

CHANDLERandJOEY:

Hey,yo.[theymovefromoutofinfrontoftheTV]

MONICA:

What'stonight?

RACHEL:

Itisourfirstofficialdate.Ourfirstdate.

MONICA:

Uh,hello.

RACHEL:

Hi.

MONICA:

Tonightyou'resupposedtobewaitressforme,mycateringthing,anyofthosewordstriggeranythingforyou?

RACHEL:

God,ohGodMonica,Iforgot.Thisisourfirstdate.

MONICA:

Yesbutmymomgotmethisjob.

PHOEBE:

OK,Icanbeawaitress,Icanbeawaitress.

RACHEL:

Oh,thankyou,thankyou,thankyou,thankyou.SeePhoebe,Phoebe.

MONICA:

ReallyPhoebs?

Because,youknow,you'dhavetobeanactualwaitress.Thiscan'tbelikeyour'Icanbeabearcub'thing.

cub:

（gopic）

thebabyofawildanimalsuchasalionorabear

afive-montholdlioncub

atigerandhercubs

PHOEBE:

Icanbeawaitress.OKwatchthis.Um,gimmetwonumberones,86thebacon,oneAdamandEveonaraftandrick'em,la-la-la-la-la,la-la-la-la-la.

[Scene:

Dr.Burke'sapartment.Dr.BurkeanswersthedoorforPhoebeandMonica.]

PHOEBE:

It'sJamesBond.

MONICA:

Sorrywe'relate.

DR.BURKE:

Ah,that'sOK,comeonin.Um,I'msorry,isMonicaGellercoming?

Iwastoldshewas.

MONICA:

Dr.Burke,it,it'sme.

DR.BURKE:

Monica?

MyGodyouusedtobeso...Imeanyou,you,you,youmusthavelostlike...Youlookgreat.

MONICA:

Thankyou.ThisismyfriendPhoebe.She'sgonnabehelpingmetonight.

DR.BURKE:

HiPhoebe,nicetomeetyou.[Phoebejustgiggleswhentheyshake]So,howyabeen?

MONICA:

I'vebeengreat,justgreat.Howhaveyoubeen?

[tiltingherhead]

DR.BURKE:

Oh,wellobviouslyyouknowBarbaraandIsplitup,otherwiseyouwouldn'thavedonetheheadtilt.

MONICA:

Theheadtilt?

DR.BURKE:

Yeah,sincethedivorce,whenanybodyasksmehowIam,it'salwayswithasympatheticheadtilt.[demonstrating]'Howyadoin'?

YouOK?

'

MONICA:

I'msorry.

DR.BURKE:

Nono,it,it'sfine,believeme.Idoittoo.Ialwaysanswerwiththe'I'mOK'headbob.[demonstrates]'I'mOK.'[tiltshead]'Yousure?

'[bobshead]'Yeah,I'mfine.'Heylisten,I'vegottosetupthemusic.IgotanewCDchanger,ofcoursethedivorceonlyleftmewith4CD'stochange.

MONICA:

[herandPhoebetilttheirheads]Oh,that'stoobad.

DR.BURKE:

[bobbinghishead]I'llsurvive.

[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.They'restillintheirchairswatchingTV.Chandlerisorderingapizza.]

CHANDLER:

Uh,twolarges,extracheeseonboth.Butlisten,don'tringthebuzzerfor19,ring20,Geller-Green,they'llletyouin,OK.Ifyoubuzzourdoor,there'snotipforyou.OK,thanks.Pizza'sontheway.Itoldyouwewouldn'thavetogetup.

JOEY:

Whatifwehavetopee?

CHANDLER:

I'llcancelthesodas.

[Scene:

Dr.Burke'sapartment.MonicaandDr.Burkeareinthekitchen.]

MONICA:

You'vegottogetbackoutthere,it'syourparty.

DR.BURKE:

Butthey'resodull,they'reallopthalmologists.

opthalmology:

thestudyoftheeyesanddiseasesthataffectthem

MONICA:

You'reanopthamologist.

DR.BURKE:

Onlybecausemyparentswantedmetobe,Iwantedtobeasherrif.

PHOEBE:

[enteringthekitchenfromtheparty]That'sfunny,no.Cadillac,cataract,Igetit,noIgetit,youstayoutthere.

Cadillac:

averyexpensiveandcomfortablecar

DR.BURKE:

See.

MONICA:

Alright,I'lltellyouwhat.I'llcomegetyouin5minuteswithsomesortofum,kabobemergency.

kabab:

Kebab（alsowrittenkebap,kabob,kibob,...）referstoavarietyofgrilled/broiledmeatdishesinMiddleEasterncuisine.Kebabsusuallyconsistoflambandbeef,thoughparticularstylesofkebabhavechickenorfish....

【就是烤羊肉串，不过比我们平常的烤羊肉串肉大很多。

一般在中东人开的店里面卖，不过想想中国的羊肉串也是来自新疆，而新疆跟中东的文化都是伊斯兰教，所以，这个kabab跟中国的羊肉串也是同一祖先。

】

DR.BURKE:

OK.Youbetter.OhGod,herewego.Heywannasee'emgonuts?

Watchthis.[grabbingsomewineglassesandopeningthedoortotheparty]Whoneedsglasses?

[everyonelaughs]

PHOEBE:

Youaresosmitten.

smitten:

suddenlyfeelingthatyoulovesomeoneverymuch

Assoonashesawher,hewassmitten.

MONICA:

Iamnot.

PHOEBE:

Oh,youaresomuchthesmittenkitten.Youshouldaskhimout.

MONICA:

Dr.Burke?

Idon'tthinkso.Imean,like,he'sagrownup.

PHOEBE:

So.Youtwoaretotallyintoeachother.

MONICA:

Phoebe,he'safriendofmyparents.He'slike20yearsolderthanme.

PHOEBE:

OK,sowhat,you'rejustnevergonnaseehimagain?

MONICA:

Notnever.Imean,I'mgonnaseehimtomorrowatmyeyeappointment.

PHOEBE:

Didn'tyoulike,justgetyoureyeschecked?

MONICA:

Wellyeah,but,youknow,uh,27isadangerouseyeage.

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel'sapartment.RossandRachelarereturningfromamovie.]

RACHEL:

C'mon,I'mnotsayingitwasabadmovie,I'mjustsaying,youknow,itwasalittle...hardtofollow.

ROSS:

Itoldyoutherewasgoingtobesub-titles.

RACHEL:

Iknow,Ijustdidn'twanttowearmyglassesonmyfirstdate.

[Theystartkissing.]

RACHEL:

Monica.

ROSS:

ItwouldreallyhelpwhenI'mkissingyouifyoudidn'tshoutoutmysister'sname.

RACHEL:

Honey,I'mjustchecking.

ROSS:

Oh.

RACHEL:

Monica.

ROSS:

Mon.

RACHEL:

Monica.

ROSS:

Mon.

[Sincethey'realonetheystartkissingandRoss'shandsworktheirwaydownuntilthey'reonRachel'sbutt.Rachelstartslaughing.]

ROSS:

What,what.

RACHEL:

I'msorry.OhGod,I'msorry,it'sjustthatwhenyoumovedyourhandsdowntomybutt,itwaslikewoah,Ross'shandsareonmybutt.Sorry.

ROSS:

Andthat's,that'sfunnywhy?

RACHEL:

Wellit'snot,honeyI'msorry,IguessI'mjustnervous.Imean,it'syou,yaknow,it'sus.Imean,we'recrossingthatline,sortofabigthing.

ROSS:

I,Iknowit'sbig,Ijustdidn'tknowitwasuh,ha-habig.

RACHEL:

OK.[startkissingagainandRachelstartslaugingagain]

ROSS:

OK,myhandswerenowherenearyourbutt.

RACHEL:

Iknow,Iknow,Iknow,Iknow.Iwasjustthinkingaboutwhentheyweretherethelasttime,I'msorry.I'msorry,I'msorry.OK,OK,look,woah,Ipromise,I'mgood,I'mnotgonnalaughanymore.OKputyourhandsbackthere.

ROSS:

Noseenow,nowIcan'tbecauseuh,I'mfeelingtooselfconscious.

RACHEL:

Justonecheek.

ROSS:

Nuh,uh,themoment'sgone.

RACHEL:

Alright,justputyourhandsoutandI'llbackupintothem.

ROSS:

That'sromantic.

RACHEL:

C'montouchit.

ROSS:

No.

RACHEL:

Oh,comeonsqueezeit.

ROSS:

No.

RACHEL:

Rubit.

ROSS:

No.

RACHEL:

Oh,comeon,wouldyoujustgrabmyass.

[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.TheyarewatchingaMiracleWaxinfo-mercial.]

JOEY:

Wow,lookatthat.Thecarisonfire,yetsomehowit'sexpensivepaintjobisprotectedbytheMiracleWax.

CHANDLER:

YougotaCheetoonyourfaceman.[JoeyremovestheCheetoandeatsit]

cheetos:

Cheetosareacrunchy,cheese-flavoredsnackmadefromextrudedcornmeal.

【cheeto和长得很象cheeto的蜥蜴，朋友们，不要拿错了】

[Rossenters]

JOEY:

Hi.

CHANDLERandJOEY:

Hey.

JOEY:

What'reyoudoin'here?

Aren'tyousupposedtobeoutwithRachel?

ROSS:

Thatwas14hoursago.

CHANDLER:

Sohow'ditgo?

ROSS:

Oh.Listen,haveyoueverbeenuh,youknow,foolin'aroundwithagirlanduh,shestartedlaughin'?

CHANDLER:

Yeah,butuh,itwas1982andmyflockofseagullshaircutwasticklingherchin.

flock:

agroupofsheep,goats,orbirds

flockof

aflockofsmallbirds