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生活大爆炸第二季13

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先生们我告诉你们哟

Gentlemen,Iputittoyou:

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最难吃西米布丁也好过其他口味优质布丁

theworsttapiocapuddingisbetterthanthebestpuddingofanyotherflavor.

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首先明眼人都知道这话错的因为最好的布丁是巧克力口味

Firstoff,thatisaxiomaticallywrongbecausethebestpuddingischocolate.

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其次西米的有机结构使布丁黏糊糊摇晃晃有潜在致命危险

Secondly,theorganicstructureoftapiocamakesitajigglingbowlofpotentialdeath.

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是从植物里提取...

Itisextractedfromtheplant...

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嘿我在考虑留点胡子

Hey,I'mthinkingofgrowingamustache.

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不是吧?

Nokidding?

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傅满洲那样的?

八字胡又尖又长?

FuManchu,ahandlebar,pencil?

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-是从植物中提取-还没想好呢

-It'sextractedfromtheplant.-I'mnotsureyet.

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乔治·克鲁尼现在也留胡子呢

Youknow,GeorgeClooneyhasonenow.

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真的?

我看到过他在拉夫斯超市买龙舌兰酒

Really?

IoncesawhimshoppingatRalph's.Hewasbuyingtequila.

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你以为他们会有仆人跑腿买酒吗?

You'dthinkaguylikethatwouldhavesomekindofboozelackey.

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好啦太残忍了

Allright,thisiscruel.

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我们还是让他说完不然人家要爆头了

We'dbetterlethimfinishbeforehisheadexplodes.

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好吧谢尔顿为啥西...

Allright,Sheldon,whyistap...

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西米由食用木薯根茎提取而成

Tapiocaisextractedfromtherootoftheplantmanihotesculenta!

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由于富含高浓度的氰化物

Duetoahighconcentrationofcyanide,

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其本身有毒性如加工不当即食用会致命

itispoisonousinitsrawformandlethalifpreparedimproperly!

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现在爽了吧?

Feelbetternow?

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同时可可豆也是巴西的从中能提取巧克力做最好的布丁

ItisalsoindigenoustoBrazilasisthecoabean,fromwhichwegetchocolate,thebestpudding.

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求你们别再耍我了!

Andyoupromisedyouwouldn'tdothatanymore!

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嘿霍夫施塔特

Hey,Hofstadter.

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嘿Kripke

Hey,Kripke.

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听说你最新的反质子衰变实验了

Heardaboutyourlatestanti-protondecayexperiment.

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收集两万数据却没啥有用的结果

20,000datarunsandnostatisticallysignificantresults.

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灰常了得

Veryimpressive.

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蠢货一个

Whatajerk.

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别气馁莱纳德没用的结果也是结果

Don'tfeelbad,Leonard.Negativeresultsarestillresults.

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-就算两万又算啥-行啦!

-Even20,000ofthem.-Allright!

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求你们别在给我打气了

Pleasedon'tcheermeupanymore.

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别呀不要让他打击到你Kripke哪根葱

Comeon.Don'tlethimgettoyou.It'sKripke.

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对呀大蠢蛋一个

Yeah,he'saginormousknob.

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所以他孤单用餐而不能坐到这酷酷的桌子来

That'swhyheeatsbyhimselfinsteadofsittinghereatthecooltable.

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说得对呀

Forshizzle.

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确实啊Kripke确实缺乏咱固有的那种基本社交技巧

It'strueKripkelacksthebasicsocialskillsthatwetakeforgranted.

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但他还操控着新的开放科学网格计算机

Buthealsocontrolsthenewopensciencegridcomputer

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而我需要它来模拟宇宙早期的结构形态

thatIneedtousetorunsomesimulationsofstructureformationintheearlyuniverse.

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看你有没有那命用上吧

Well,goodluckgettingtimeonit.

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他可只让他的朋友使用

Theonlypeopleheletsuseitarehisfriends.

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那解决办法很简单嘛

Well,then,thesolutionissimple.

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我去和他做朋友

Ishallbefriendhim.

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Kripke!

Kripke!

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啥事?

Yeah?

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你觉得我们交个朋友如何?

WhatwouldyousaytotheideaofyouandIbecomingfriends?

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我觉得木有啥兴趣哟

IwouldsayIhavenointerestinbecomingyourfriend.

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当真?

Really?

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你个里里外外不受欢迎的家伙目光还真是相当短浅呀

Thatseemsrathershortsightedcomingfromsomeonewhoisgenerallyconsideredaltogetherunlikable.

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不如重新考虑下吧?

Whydon'tyoutakesometimetoreconsider?

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行呀我去想想

Yeah,I'lldothat.

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看来咱这开局不错啊

Well,Ithinkwe'reofftoaterrificstart.

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好了

Thereyougo.

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现在所有沃尔伍兹发来的邮件都会直接进入垃圾箱

Nowanye-mailfromWolowitzwillgorightintoyourspamfolder.

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多谢其实骚扰邮件倒没啥他穿浴衣的度假照比较雷人

Thanks.Imean,thee-maildoesn'tbothermeasmuchasthevacationpicturesofhiminabathingsuit.

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是呀我也收到了那可不是浴衣是晒痕

Yeah,Igotthesameone,andthat'snotabathingsuit.It'satanline.

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你好我是谢尔顿·库珀

Hello,thisisSheldonCooper.

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这是给贝瑞·克里帕奇的留言

IamleavingamessageforBarryKripke.

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贝瑞很高兴在食堂与你邂逅

Barry,itwaspleasantseeingyoutodayinthecafeteria.

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我注意到你买了推荐沙拉

Isawthatyoupurchasedthechef'ssalad.

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显然你不知道推荐沙拉是食堂的杂碎肉骗人把戏

Apparently,youdidnotknowthatthechef'ssaladiskitchentrickerytoutilizescrapmeat.

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不过呢我希望你用餐愉快

Nevertheless,Ihopeyouenjoyedit.

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我在追踪待定友谊的发展状况期待你来电给它定位哟

I'mfollowinguponourpendingfriendshipandIlookforwardtohearingfromyouregardingitsstatus.

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我是谢尔顿·库珀

SheldonCooper.

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胆小发明家又咋了?

What'supwithIchabod?

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他在交友呢

Uh,he'stryingtomakeanewfriend.

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真的?

不错嘛

Oh,really?

Well,goodforhim.

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除非他像杰佩托做出皮诺曹不然没戏的

Well,unlesshemakesoneoutofwoodlikeGeppetto,Idon'tthinkit'sgonnahappen.

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那你们咋成为朋友的?

Howdidyouguysbecomefriends?

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大学公告板上的一张传单

Therewasaflyeronthebulletinboardattheuniversity:

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"招募室友吹口哨的勿扰"

"Roommatewanted.Whistlersneednotapply."

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你就搬进去了?

Andyoumovedinanyway?

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我以为他说着玩的

Iassumedhewasjoking.

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你绝对想不到有多少量子物理学家都有反复无常的一面

You'dbesurprisedhowmanyparticlephysicistshaveawhimsicalside.

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霍华德和拉吉呢?

我是说他咋和他们好上的?

WhataboutHowardandRaj?

Imean,howdidhebecomefriendswiththem?

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不知道碳原子是如何构成苯环的?

Idon'tknow.Howdocarbonatomsformabenzenering?

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价电子亲近

Proximityandvalenceelectrons.

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是呀你这样说也是哈

Well,sure,whenyouputitthatway.

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但相处的也不错是吧

Butitallworkedout,right?

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差不多吧尽管我很怀念口哨

Isuppose.Idomisswhistling,though.

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不是吧?

Oh,comeon.Really?

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警告一次

Firstwarning.

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佩妮佩妮佩妮

Penny?

Penny?

Penny?

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给你的

Thisisforyou.

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你好谢尔顿

Hello,Sheldon.

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这是啥?

Whatisthis?

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我设计的调查表

It'saquestionnaireIdevised.

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我和一位同事交友遇到点困难

I'mhavingsomedifficultybondingwithacolleagueatwork

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所以我想做些小调查更好的了解为什么我目前的朋友们喜欢我

soI'mdoingalittleresearchtobetterunderstandwhymycurrentfriendslikeme.

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嗯这个问题值得考虑

Yes,well,thatisagoodquestion.

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但你确定这是最好的办法了?

Butisthisreallythebestwaytofigureitout?

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问得好社会学家很大程度是忽悠

Iagree.Thesocialsciencesarelargelyhokum.

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但又不能插一个电极到你的大脑探测你对我友谊问题的反应

Butshortofputtingelectrodesinyourbrainandmonitoringyourresponsetomycompanionship,

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就这方法还凑合了

thisisthebestIcando.

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好"问题1:

按吸引力程度给谢尔顿·库珀以下各方面排序

Okay,"Questionone:

"RankthefollowingaspectsofSheldonCooper"inorderofappeal:

"

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聪明洁癖有趣Java程序编写?

"

Intelligence;ruthlessattentiontohygiene;playfulness;JAVAappletwriting"?

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也许头一个问题答案过分明显

Iknow,Imayhavestartedoutwithafairlyobviousone;

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谁不知道我最吸引人的特质之一有趣

anaspectofmymostappealingtrait:

playfulness.

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你直接把它排到1号吧

Whydon'tyoujustgoaheadandrankthatnumberone?

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恐怕剩下的我不能指导你了

I'mafraidyou'reonyourownfortherest.

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用不了三个小时就可以完成

Itshouldtakeyounomorethanthreehours.

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等下这玩意儿有多少个问题呀?

Well,wait.Howmanyquestionsareonthisthing?

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区区211个

Only211.

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别担心为了照顾你这份高中毕业就能读懂

Don'tworry.Indeferencetoyou,Ikeptthemallatahighschoolgraduatereadinglevel.

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还得谢你哥们儿

Thanks,pal.

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客气啥...姐们儿

Yougot